The children have been fed a vegan diet, yes, but unfortunately consumption of them is not compatible with a vegan diet. We offer a vegan children option, but it is quite sour in some patches.

I love how the CEO level reads like an Epstein email lmao

As always, the numbers don’t lie — the people do. And worse, we encounter all this with essentially the same brain as the humans who lit the first spark.

lol. lmao, even

Sure, but let’s call it what it is: fascism. We need to stop inventing fancy names for things that have existed for a century.

There is a difference, but largely in the industry whose capital backs this new fascism. In the 1920s and ‘30s, the dominant / ascendant form of capital was manufacturing capital, so those were the biggest backers of German fascism (both in Germany and the US). In our time in the US, the ascendant capital is big tech, but most of their assets are in cloud computing. This will inform the face it puts forward, so it does change the modes and styles of its propaganda, but you best believe the same fascist goals are at the heart of it all. So I say: call it fascism.

Hey man, someone’s gotta learn VBA! It’ll probably outlive both of us, if Microsoft keeps it around in any capacity.

The rest of the 8 billion human beings on plate earth:

We can only hope.

…Who is getting payed shit wages for the privilege of having that job

It can never be held accountable, therefore…

And what if you actually wipe your ass? What are you then? just an asshole?

Society would be categorically better if this were achieved.