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I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

Transit Rule

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[–] 92 points 7 months ago (14 children)

Everyone worried about population decline needs to read this.

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  • [–] 85 points 7 months ago (13 children)

    I mean, 2 girls kicking it wild style tends not to result in children that often, but God bless them for trying.

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  • [–] 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Averaging it out, 25-45% of potential pairings would result in compatible gametes so I say let's get some maglevs.

    Just like how the train caused massive changes to human genetics, 40 minute booty calls would do even more.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    wait the train caused genetic changes? this is the first time i've heard of that

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    MTF + FTM = babby forms, mebbe

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (5 children)

    Oh. I thought trans men were men.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Men can have wombs and women can have dicks.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Right. But a trans woman fucking a trans man would not be a girl/girl pairing. You get that right?

    Because of how trans men are men? Except the feathered ones and the ones missing legs. Obviously.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    I am positing a situation with two trans people.

    Yes, that indeed would not be two girls.

    I altered the context from two girls where one is trans, to two trans where one is a girl.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Good. GOOOD! There's too many people on Earth, it is oh so so crowded. We aren't appreciated as is, and now you want to squeeze more people on it?

    Our governments go out of their way to subtly make every aspect of our lives a living hell on purpose, don't be fooled. You can tell by thr red tape, the stoplight for pedestrians turning red just a moment before they can make it accross, while cars have a long green period.

    The way partialy disabled people are expected to work as much as an able-bodied person, even if just having their disability diagnosed makes them unemployable.

    The way they paternalize you by restricting drugs that aren't even narcotic, stimulant, hallucinogen or addictive, just so you can't treat yourself, and you have to go through the corrupt medical system, and play the price is right with bribes.

    Maybe the doctor is a moron, or just feels like fucking you over, tf do you do?

    You are blamed for needing anything, and if you don't need anything, people just asume you are where you are because you wasted money, or got high, or whatever.

    Your co-workers with smiling faces, actively see you as a threat, and try to fuck you over in any way possible, the people you have to see every day.

    Why push a child into this world?

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  • [–] 67 points 7 months ago

    Society would be categorically better if this were achieved.

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Is this what it means when you use the phrase "getting railed"?

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Mrrrroooow :3 (I'm the one doing the hornyposting)

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    are you near a public transit hub?

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I live in NYC near several subway stations so I would say I'm about maybe 30 minutes from Penn Station :3

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Oh snap. I'm a 10 minute walk away from a station that could bring me directly into NYC.

    ... sup 😎

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  • [–] 39 points 7 months ago

    Hilariously this does broadly coincide with a political desire to increase the birth rate.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago

    I stand behind this policy proposal.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 7 months ago

    Link to original post

    ^Forgot to include it and can’t seem to edit my post...^

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    I've never agreed more with the sentiment in my life.

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  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Maglev shit, we need to be investing in teleport technology. Instead, any breakthroughs are being hushed up by Big Border.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (22 children)

    Literally impossible in certain countries.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    China claims its T-Flight vacuum-tube maglev train has set a world speed record in prototype testing. It's eventually targeting at least 1,000 km/h, significantly quicker than an airliner https://newatlas.com/transport/china-vacuum-maglev/

    ill need to do the calculations.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Yeah, surprisingly even at those speeds, you’re looking at over 4 hours from one side of the US to another.

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    No, you misunderstand. It is literally impossible, with current technology, to achieve the desired metric because of the sheer size of some countries.

    Even if you somehow managed to have a fleet of Blackbirds at your disposal for instant public transport, it would take well over an hour to reach one end of the US/Canada to the other, just as an example.

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  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Guess we need to make the technology more efficient then. Don't you understand? This girl wants to fuck other girls.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    The most critical issue of our time

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Ah, but ICBMs have a response time of 25 to 30 minutes. So we simply need to remove the warheads and replace them with horny people. This would have the additional benefit of advancing nuclear disarmament.

    Of course there would need to be a way to safely decelerate the payload and land at the destination, but that's just details.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    By what metric? Size? Terrain?

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Hawaii is a 10/11 hour flight from certain parts of the us.

    Alaska is 11/12 hours to Florida, 14/15 to Puerto Rico.

    Even if you don’t want to include those, it’s 6/7 hours from Seattle to Miami.

    Yukon to Newfoundland is 6/7 hours.

    These exclude boarding times and such.

    Even if you went with current high speed trains, and exclude continental breaks between land masses, you’re talking about quite a few hours.

    Good luck staying horny that long.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    What part of "all policy should bend to serve this goal" did you not understand? We're not done 'til we have $40 hypersonic suborbital flights, and if it takes a greater than Manhattan Project or Apollo level of effort to get there then, damn it, that's what we'll have to do!

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    If a straight guy said this I'd agree but considering where we are and the way its worded that's almost definitely sapphic and T4T.

    Meaning there was probably at least two or three 8 hour discord calls that involved lots of oversharing trauma beforehand.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    How to scare people away from casual hornyposting 101

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