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Transit Rule

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[–] 118 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (32 children)
  • Speed of a Maglev train: ~ 300 km/h on average, ~ 600 km/h in testing

  • East-West width of country:

    • US: 4500km
    • Russia: 9000km
    • Germany: 640km
  • Average Times:

    • US: 4500 km / 300 km / h = 15 hours
    • Russia: 9000 / 300 = 30 hours
    • Germany: 640 / 300 = 2.1 hours

Max speed of 600 would be half those times, so a large European country could get it down to 1 hour, but I don't know anyone who stays horny that long.

If we give a max horniness window of 15 minutes, then we need trains to be 4x faster than their current max speed of 600, namely 2400 km/h, which is Mach 2. The sonic boom would be immense, but so would the size of her sploosh as you come just in time.

Edit: Interestingly, the UK's width of ~ 300 km, would allow for a horniness window of 30 minutes using current technology.

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  • [–] 61 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    We need to invest more in public transport. One day we may achieve this noble goal.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    okay but 15 minutes is kinda nuts, with the right stimulation I can be kept horny for at least an hour. If you were actively messaging the girl I bet you could maintain it for a maximum of two hours.

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

    But wait, for how long does prog stay in the blood? Assuming you take a dose equivalent to between luteal peak and follicular down?

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Progesterone. Legend says it can make a (t)girl more horny. Scientists still haven’t figured out why. Maybe involves a secret ingestion method.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    i think the reason is pretty easily understood? cis women produce prog during pregnancy (hence the name) -> tries to bind to partner so they won't leave before the child is delivered -> higher inclination to cuddling and maybe more horny.

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  • [+] 18 points 3 months ago (12 children)
  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    What if the train moved at max speed at all times and people just jumped on and off.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    So like a swarm of sperm swimming to an egg, only the strongest can survive the train exit and obtain their horny reward.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    With enough laws, i have trust it can become as safe as airplanes

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    A series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    You can halve the transit times by both of you travelling to a central location. It takes a bit more effort on the recipient's part, and you need to agree a rendezvous, but it's important that both parties show willing!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    15m is a pretty fucking <-> tight window. The last mile problem would be your biggest issue. Even if you could get from LAX to BWI instantly, you'd have to be less than 15 minutes combined from the pair of airports, or say have direct instant train service to her front door.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Violet has probably done this math already

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If we had some sort of Pre-Cum system run by the government that combined AI and some psychics floating in milk we could detect Future Sex before it happens and send specialists to take care of the horniness before it even happens.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    I'm pro transit but someone hornyposting to the world is NOT an invitation to a real world interaction. Thinking otherwise is called parasocial. You're interacting directly with someone who doesn't know you exist.

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  • [–] 42 points 3 months ago* (13 children)

    I presume it goes: hornypost > flirtatious comment exchange > DM > train ride

    Also, I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously.

    Although if you (generic persons, not specifically targeted at the person i'm replying to) see me hornyposting and somehow live within visiting distance, feel free to hmu. I'm in an open relationship and generally down to try new things 😝

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    You happen to be in Sweden lol?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Not even close 😫

    I'm in Central Virginia, USA. Not the worst place to be, but if I had a way to move to the EU i'd take it.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Hey, cool! I used to live on both sides of ya. Lol. Grew up in Hampton Roads, VA. Lived in the tri cities, Tennessee for years and years

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I feel like it's rare to find a lemming anywhere close to where you live, we're such a small and spread out community

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Perfectly awesome friend, but that is not true for everyone

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Well obviously 😅

    For one - it's a meme and not meant to be serious.

    But also the point is that assuming that someone does or doesn't want something like this is flawed. Which is why you don't assume, you ask. You express a little bit of interest and see if the other person engages/escalates.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    PREACH SISTER!

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