Those hands look suspiciously detailed. 

I need that shirt

Good date

She's a keeper

She's a keeper.

You just know the very picosecond Jim isn't a threat anymore (alive) Costco is going to increase the price of the hotdog + soda combo.

Need that shirt.

E: Good news, it's real. I will have that shirt.

Marry her immediately, you can find everything you need at Costco already

Don't be that girl

Is that ketchup on the hot dog?

That CEO should've been booted immediately if they were too stupid to understand the concept of 'loss leader'.

It’s messing with me that there’s a Pepsi on her shirt and on the sign in the background, but she’s holding a Coke.

What's happening behind on our right?

Is the white stuff supposed to be onions, sour kraut, rice, or cottage cheese? 🤨

He told me he was going to Costco. How'd they find it later in a pond outside Chicago? Why you only holler when it's Contra in a foxhole? Why you never pop in with some tacos and an Optimo?