That CEO should've been booted immediately if they were too stupid to understand the concept of 'loss leader'.

It’s messing with me that there’s a Pepsi on her shirt and on the sign in the background, but she’s holding a Coke.

What's happening behind on our right?

Is the white stuff supposed to be onions, sour kraut, rice, or cottage cheese? 🤨

He told me he was going to Costco. How'd they find it later in a pond outside Chicago? Why you only holler when it's Contra in a foxhole? Why you never pop in with some tacos and an Optimo?

Those hands look suspiciously detailed. 

I need that shirt

Good date

She's a keeper

She's a keeper.

You just know the very picosecond Jim isn't a threat anymore (alive) Costco is going to increase the price of the hotdog + soda combo.

Need that shirt.

E: Good news, it's real. I will have that shirt.

Marry her immediately, you can find everything you need at Costco already

Don't be that girl

Is that ketchup on the hot dog?