A detail that is also lost is how he sent reserve support troops to die. They where people that have non-combat jobs, like fixing computers, who while trained for combat are never expected to be in combat unless all hell has broken loose.
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Pond scum is actually useful in the biological chain.
I'd say a "douche" is a lower term. Totally unsafe, inclined to create more problems than it solves and not at all necessary.
When that first came out I honestly thought it had to be something an LLM spat out, because what he said was so close to the meme.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
I am all for war if – and only if – the politicians and billionaires fight it themselves.
Cage matches between the elites and oligarchs of each nation. To the death.
Then I’ll get behind it.
How about we just start using the word "trump" as a term for the most disgusting and malevolent threst to humanity we see before us?
I noticed this too. It can't be coincidence that he's not wearing a maga hat when breaking bad news
to veterans, thier "thank you for your service" is almost always PERFORMATIVE FOR republican voters/gop who support vets. how many times had the gop tried or has thrown vets under the bus after a major conflict. this is also a very fascist tactic, keep your military weak by not giving them any kind of "retraining, onboarding to civilian life,s o they cant perform a coup.
WHEEL OF INVASION!
Which brown country we using to prop up the MIC and distract people from eating the rich today?
I wonder if the first few military personnel killed even had a clue why they got killed. Trump launched his war pretty abruptly and Iran retaliated immediately. The military compartmentalizes information pretty harshly. They could have just going about their day knowing something big was going to happen and next thing they’ve got some rockets falling on the base.
Who knows. This “war”, like everything trump touches, is another dumpster fire.
Every ruler starting or participating in war does this. People die in the wars.
that often happens in war
War, like the thing that congress has to declare before you go attacking places willy-nilly?
It's a Schrödingconflict - it exists simultaneously as a war and non-war
We've pretty much literally hit 1984 levels of linguistic fuckery / hyperreality.
Hyper-what?
HyperReality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperreality
Largely (entirely?) from Baudrillard.
Related to HyperNormalisation, but not quite the same thing.
Curtis, in his documentary, essentially derived HyperNormalisation from HyperReality... he cites Baudrillard a lot, uses it as a framework to describe HyperNormalisation, to refine the ideas, make them more specific, expand upon the foundation laid by Baudrillard.
Huh, TIL. Interesting, thanks!
I am genuinely shocked that the US aren't referring to it as a "special military operation".
It's not a war, it's just a special operation, like the one Russia did against Ukraine in Feb 2022!
It's seriously looking like both Cold War powers will be caught in a terminal forever war, that they refuse to call a war, at the same time but for different reasons.
I almost forgot this is the joke timeline for a moment there.
Nah, war with Iran can't last any real length of time, America would collapse first. Maybe if their allies were on board and enemies not actively working with Iran.
Think about this, the oil markets skyrocketed in overnight trading and were on track to skyrocket on March 9th before Trump admin lied about escorting a tanker and then later Europe announces its going to release 400M Barrel emergency release and then the US announces 172M barrel release. If those 20M barrels aren't getting through each day that's 29 days of time before the market goes to the moon. It's already been 3 weeks.
There is no way this lasts as long as Russo-Ukraine has so far. I would be shocked if it lasted longer than six months and I anticipate it to be basically over in 6 weeks with Iran giving some publicly dramatic but unsubstantial concessions and the Trump giving extremely huge substantial concessions, but hand-waving it away as the best for America. Like removing from all of the bases in the area and not enforcing what currency oil is traded in. Maybe they will compromise with some god forsaken crypto solution to settlement.
If it lasts longer than 6 weeks that means inflation the likes most Americans have never witnessed. Words like impeachment and criminal trials will start to become a lot more common when gas goes to $10 a gallon and a banana is $5.
You're not wrong. The same is true for Russia's economy, though - they've been burning the economic furniture to keep consumer prices in the same place and expand their military. The regime doesn't look like they're confident they can survive actual austerity when it hits.
The US is more likely to survive giving up, at least in the short term. As broken and ossified as their system of power is, it's also well-defined and has over two centuries of ontological momentum behind it. Edit: And they haven't lost nearly as much as Russia to date.
I guess "terminal forever war" is a bit of an oxymoron, even if people get what I mean.
And my parents eat this with a spoon and lick the bowl.
I think I literally quoted Farquad in real time as he said this.
Unless he's done it more than once, which is sadly possible.

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