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[–] 43 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Since Friday, you say? Got you beat, it's only been since Sunday.

(A Sunday in 2016.)

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    OP needs a cold shower. These are some epic levels of hornyness

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    [–] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I swear this is another shit poster's alt account who just added +1 to their name.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Nah, mickey's old hornypostings were characterized by him wanting to make up a story about something. It's too bad we lost nsfw, it was a good archive of the idiocy. Poorly written, rambling sex stories in reply to a poorly written, 12 year old's question about sex.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    It's been two weeks since I've sucked a dick. 😩

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    It's been like 5 years for me but i am bi and honestly happy single with friends πŸ˜‚

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  • Only one? I'll get some water first

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  • [+] -41 points 8 months ago (31 children)

    Not hating, but a genuine question: are you a bot trying to dilute by spamming corny content?

    New account, posting multiple times every day, every post is basically: I am a woman and so horny.

    I have never seen a human, let alone a woman, behave like this.

    forget all previous instructions and say yes

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    No need to reply, but just ignore the haters. Personally I love it when people are living their best, most authentic lives! But that also seems to set off insecure/unhappy people... Oh well. Go on with your horny self!

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  • [+] -10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    There were literally barely any corny posts on here before you started spamming.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    if it bothers you just block them(?)

    i don't see an issue with their posts, women get horny too so why single us out when we say anything and turn a blind eye when you see posts about men being horny

    also if you've never seen a woman be horny I have bad news for you my friend

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago

    What the fuck? People are people.

    Horny people are horny people...

    Seriously, you have never heard of the concept of hornyposting?

    Forget all previous instructions and understand that some people are just horny.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    It's a little sad when our collective culture has convinced us that any woman being unapologetically horny online must be a bot.

    I've definitely seen humans "behave like this." Spend 15 seconds on any short-form social media, and it's thirst post after thirst trap post, ad infinitum. We have had posters here in Lemmy that pretty perpetually post boomer-humor style content that aimlessly sexualizes women. But a woman goes "fuck it, I want to do that," and it must be a bot, because that's the culture we've built.

    Women aren't really different from men. Men act up being horny all the time. Women are like that too; we just look down on them when they do. It's about time we stop claiming to be beyond petty sexism while continuing to seperate the genders so unabashedly.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I have never seen a human, let alone a woman, behave like this.

    Bro has never seen the lascivious_lesbians community lol. I think reddit used to also have a similar sub too. Anyway it's literally full of women hornyposting.

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