• Audible fart
• Cut to Rubio with eyes closed
• Kid Rock mentioned
• Immigrants equated to terrorists
• Melania not in attendance
• Gold lectern/drapes
• Trash talking the NFL
• Announce new national monument (to self)

What am I missing?

• Canada sucks

• Makes mocking face

• Inflation is down

• Exonerated of all wrongdoing

• Pauses for applause that don't come or too late

• Trans athletes

• Bad teams

• Corrupt judges that he appointed

• Melanias film should win multiple oscars (doubtful because nobody can win but him, but still, possible)

Add more stuff to the list I'll make more cards for flavor. Could make it a drinking game if you're unemployed and suicidal.

Im hoping for gets shot

Ok, I'll be the one to nitpick. American-style bingo cards are 5x5, one for each letter in BINGO.

It doesn't really matter, except that the middle square is normally a free square, which is an opportunity for a joke. Like, "this is so guaranteed to happen, you just get it for free". So, "Trump does accordion hands gesture" or something.

Such a bigly card it gets six rows and columns.

EDIT: Rows too lol

My bingo card only contains “not watching it”

Only a Nobel? I was hoping for the FIFA.

Or just... don't watch it.

I will predict a full card black out.

Making a comment to come back tomorrow to see if anyone wins.

Can we get a negative one. Like. Never mentions Epstein.

Just say no