What am I missing?

• Canada sucks

• Makes mocking face

• Inflation is down

• Exonerated of all wrongdoing

• Pauses for applause that don't come or too late

• Trans athletes

• Bad teams

• Corrupt judges that he appointed

• Melanias film should win multiple oscars (doubtful because nobody can win but him, but still, possible)

Add more stuff to the list I'll make more cards for flavor. Could make it a drinking game if you're unemployed and suicidal.