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[–] 94 points 8 months ago (9 children)

For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Have you guys also noticed that we've barely heard anything about Kirk's shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it's because Kirk's shooter isn't quite as useful to them for painting the left as "violent criminals"

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the "plandemic" that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.

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  • [–] 73 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Like everything else these religious nutjobs do?

    They would never reach even the gate of their own heaven they speak about.

    At best they can be sure to not break the first commandment. They are actively breaking many of not all others.

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  • [–] 49 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    If Jesus came to America he would be shot within two seconds of opening his mouth for being too "leftist".

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  • [–] 38 points 8 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

    Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happen. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago

    If God wanted Kirk to be alive, he wouldn't have allowed him to become a blood fountain.

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Wasn't the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    See you're actually caring about facts and truth.

    What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.

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    [–] 16 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Why? For not doing it before a maga ?

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    I was about to ask "I'm mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?" but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don't know why am I even asking.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I saw what happened to Kirk and watched it a few times. 10/10 would recommend.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Why aren't those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

    Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

    I doubt He's furious at anyone. He's too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

    Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where 'christfully' (note they couldn't even give the guy's name a capital 'C') is in the Bible.

    Also ...

    How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Isn't fury one of the seven deadly sins?

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Greed, Wrath, Pride, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, and Sloth.

    Furries are only, like, 6 of those things. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    CHRISTFULLY?!?! HAHAHAHAHA

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    christfully

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    Of course they use genSlop for their bullshit. They don't have a gram of creativity, or value for human effort in them.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.

    All hail Fascist Jesus and don't forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    If I used that cesspool of a website and somehow saw this nonsense, I would reply with a clip of Gandhi II from UHF

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    What the actual fuck.

    Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    No he's not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn't morn his death.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Hey man, nice shot.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Sometimes I dont know if those posts are sarcastic or true…

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    That’s at Texas A&M. My alma mater is a god damn embarrassment now

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Why would he be mad at liberals? It was another nazi who killed him.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Comment "christfully" to pray for him 🙏💙❤️

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    What even are these platforms? Why would anyone use them?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Since when does Jesus protect fascists? Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    White Jesus!!!

    Wow.

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    They spelled Israeli’s wrong

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Praying for Jesus seems sacreligious.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit's about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.

    After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!

    Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That's why they must burn in Hell forever

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Press "F" to christfully.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago*

    I might care, if he were real. Or like, y'know, alive. As it stands, I'm not worried.

    Besides, I think Jesus would want to deal with the Pedophiles before he goes after those who want to impose the evils of health care upon America.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    What with the giant eagle? 😂

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    if there's a bald eagle this must have been recorded on a trash heap

    (yeah, yeah, i know it's ai. chill, will ya?)

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago

    White jjesys and giabtrusty aide kick, eagle boy!

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