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[–] 67 points 8 months ago (7 children)

This is false, due to contaminants our air is legally considered dairy in Europe, and thus the average American actually consumes twice this quantity daily

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  • [–] 50 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    god forbid a girl have a hobby

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  • [–] 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Please don't let a sink in ever again

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    My man if I ate that much cheese I'd be more than full of shit, id be dead from constipation lol

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Having had breakfast at an American diner and not needing to eat for the rest of the day, I can almost believe that. Food portions there are huge.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    That's why we usually bring half of it home for breakfast tomorrow, or lunch/dinner later.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    That's ruining the restaurants industry

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    Thanks Klara, I 100% believe anything posted on the Internet

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Damn Cheeses Georg is really putting in the work huh

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    thats supposed to be cheese?

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Some cheese varieties (cheddar, red Leicester) are traditionally coloured (with annatto)

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Cheddar is yellow usually in Britain, don't think I've ever seen it orange. It's only coloured funny in America

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    Yellow cheddar probably also has annatto colouring. Cheese can be naturally orange in the summer, but for a long time it has been more frequently obtained by colouring.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Biggest UK brand says just milk, starter culture, rennet and salt.

    https://www.cathedralcity.co.uk/en/faqs

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Yeah, annatto is a traditional cheese dye, but outside of the US cheddar doesn't often have much annatto if any, so it's not usually died orange. Here's a video of someone making a marbled cheddar cheese where one part has annatto and the other doesn't, so you can easily see the difference in the final product.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (19 children)

    Americans associate the orange colour with cheese so it's more cultural than practical. Other than the fact that some cheese being orange and some not being orange helps tell apart different varieties. For example, bright orange cheese is usually young cheeses that are used to make sauce or for sandwiches. Duller orange cheeses or slightly brown ones are expected to have a more sophisticated flavour (e.g. aged longer or smoked).

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Looks like any cheddar.. Is the cheddar where you are white?

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  • [+] -10 points 8 months ago (14 children)

    What? That's all horseshit information if you know anything about cheese. Yellow American cheese sells off the cheddar lie, but white American cheese sells everywhere as well. Any chef anywhere in the world will tell you someone who calls American cheese not cheese is an idiot outside of poshness. It's all shit for brains bullshit developed for making hate, like hating trans people, gays, gypsys or Jews. There is no difference. All of it is meant to make people dislike others for the name of conquering others.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Best I can tell, the criteria for calling something "cheese" in America is containing 51% cheese.

    That's just ridiculous. Either it's cheese, or it's a product.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    51% is the threshold for calling it "process cheese food." The stuff that is called "process cheese" is only allowed additives off of a particular list: water, salt, milkfat up to 5% of the weight of the total, acidifying agents, spices, artificial coloring, mold inhibitors up to 0.2% or 0.3% of the total weight.

    There's basically not an easy way to make something match the legal definition of American cheese without making it out of at least 90% cheese, because the amount of water and fat you can add to fit within the requirement that the end result be 47% fat, except that only 5% of the total can be from added fat, makes it hard to cut corners.

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  • [+] 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    They do the same thing with beer, calling us ignorant and then saying or beer is shit in reference to Bud Light. America has tons of great beer and cheese.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    You should list some actual varieties then. "American cheese" IS the term for the processed cheese mixture.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_cheeses

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

    Those chefs you mention ... can they contain up to 49% bullshit* and still be sold as chefs?

    *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese#Production

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    the other 50% is mostly water. anerican cheese is basically just a hardened cheese sauce. it's cheese emulsified with water or something similar to make it melt easier. it's not some unholy amalgamation of horror. it's just melty cheese.

    and I'm not just looking that up on wikipedia. I've made it myself. it's not that hard. i promise you i didn't hide any cancer chemicals in there.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I'm unsure how most of what you said relates to the parent comment. Did you forget to drink your coffee before commenting?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm saying it's a bs statement. It isn't about coffee. Tell me 19 cheeses that age and go from white to yellow. You can start by saying cheddar doesn't. There are near 0 and if you think that's not true, you are being lied too. Make a cheese, it won't randomly turn unless you add something that makes it. It's like saying copper turns to brass on its own. It doesn't.

    Sorry for being upset about it, but it's just bologna

    Edit: also if it changes color without you adding something that you knew would change the color, throw it out, be safe; there is an unknown bacteria added if you didn't do it yourself

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Aged gouda starts out mostly white and will definitely become a dull light brownish-orange as it ages/dries out. Cheddar, while not considered a white cheese (naturally yellow, that is - not necessarily with added color) will also turn a darker color when aged. I think that's what the parent commenter was saying.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Something something Cheeses Georg who lives in a cave in Wisconsin

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    I want more cheese in my life tbh.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch

    FIFY

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    I wish I could afford that much cheese a day. 😔

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    The average American definitely needs some fiber.

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    [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Jokes on you, I only eat £2.50 of cheese a day

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    I should cut back...

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I have never wanted to be an American so badly

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    this doesn't look anything like American cheese. WHERE is the plastic? The plastic makes it taste gooder

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    A few are definitely scewing the average

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    Maybe that's how much cheese is consumed daily NATIONWIDE.

    Because even the most body-positive fat-fluencer couldn't choke down that much cheese in a 24-hour period.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Ok but what is that orange stuff? Looks nasty.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I thought we only had plastic here, no real cheese?

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  • [–] -2 points 8 months ago

    Hey fellow Americans, you know what you can do with all this new raw milk on your shelves? Better cheese.

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