This guy has one hell of a trophy obsession.

Its just so fucking stupid on its face. How anyone thought calling it “clean coal” was anything besides dumb as fuck is beyond me.

This was such a comical read! It's like reading a joke made into a serious article:

President Donald Trump has added another shiny award to his cabinet of trophies that have just been invented

"I'm thrilled to welcome to the White House the men and women who light our cities, and you know, you do things that people don't even understand, so much, you do so much. You heat our homes, fuel our factories and turn natural resources into American riches and dreams. Our amazing coal miners.”

“I ended the war on coal,”

It is not the first time Trump has been the “inaugural recipient” of an award presented by those looking to curry his favor.

a bronze statue of a coal miner on the top and was engraved with “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal.”

Infantino also handed Trump “a beautiful medal for you that you can wear everywhere you want to go,”

So he won a made-up award about a made-up technology. Sounds about right.

At this point I'm convinced they're inventing shiny stuff to keep the drooling senior happy until it's time to replace him.

Meanwhile China is positioning itself as a leader in the energy sectors of the future.

It's depressing to watch these displays, but even more depressing in the knowledge that our nation's power is (as usual) being squandered to make a demented old man feel like a big boy and for keeping a handful of billionaires marginally richer with money they'll never actually live to spend anyway.

He sure does like his minors

At this rate, he's a shoe-in for the Never Poopies in His Pants During Meetings Award of 5-Star Excellence.

Fascism is a parody of itself.

What a fucking child.

So ‘Undisputed Champion of Utter Fraud’ then.

He can put it on the mantle next to Melania's FIFA Oscar for Best performance by a whore in a documentary.

Someone should offer to present him with "America's most talented child molester" award. At this point he'll probably be dumb enough to accept it, and brag about it

He'll also soon get an award from the foundation that promotes measles and meningitis.

Clean Coal is an oxymoron, like compassionate republican or good cop

This reminds me of how I just flew through India, saw pro-coal ads crediting Modi in the airport, and then walked out into all-winter smog that smells like burning hydrocarbons.

It should be "of beautiful black coal"

Makes for a better acronym

Watched Inglorious Basterds for the first time the other night

Donald "Mercury Poisoning" Trump.

Most the mercury in fish comes from fossil fuel burning and mining. Coal is both.

What a pathetic fucking circlejerk.

Clean coal makes as much sense as healthy disease

Participation trophy ass snowflakes

He should get a medal saying "cleverest and bestest person of the entire universe". Hold that thought. Wondering what the stupidest thing is, which people could bring him pride in accepting

I could pay for naming a star in the past. I wonder if that grift still exists. Imagine what an oil company could get away with if they gave him a certificate showing that a star is named after him.

This is like giving him a participation medal, which is something he and his moronic followers are vehemently against.

another participation prize for the draft dodging shitbag

Not enough propaganda. They should call it 'Beautiful, Clean, Greenest of the Green, Climate Protecting, Bird Saving, Woke Antifa Tears Inducing, All-American, Beef Loving, Lungs Restoring Coal'.

I wonder what the bribees gets in exchange for this made up trophy that means nothing.

The gas lobbyist will turn it up a notch to destroy their energy competitor, coal. Did Krasnov do anything for the black lung victims? I thought not.

I read that as 'beautiful clean coat' and wondered why would he accept a trophy for a dog.

Then I remembered that he's a little bitch. TACO.

How I wish they would have called it Beautiful Bleached Coal!

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Next week, the Tampax® Prize For Bigly Human Rights.

"Clean Coal"

oxy-MORON

Should have called it Big Blue Coal. Because BBC is something Trump deserves.

Made up awards for a "strong man"....

Trophy's are for losers who don't understand the game.