I've finally thought of a solid use for generative AI. Replace Sorbo in all the Hercules episodes with somebody who's not a turd. Arnold maybe?
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Did he change the fucking channel or not??????????
Shroedinger's Channel?
which half of the cat was he watching? the half alive half cat in the half of the box halfway across the universe that he has or the half dead half cat in the half box i have? i am so confused by quantum mechanics
Remider that Lucy Lawless calls him Peanut.
In an affectionate way, or a fuck you way?
A fuck you way. She does it to push his buttons because he’s such a jerk. They’ve had a rivalry for years, but calling it a “rivalry” gives him far too much credit. She’s always been more well-liked, both by fans and coworkers.
Confirmed: Kevin Sorbo HATES kid rock.
If by walking you mean running
If by running you mean downhill skiing
If by downhill skiing you mean tumbling uncontrollably.
Probably the only good thing I've seen out of the last 10 years of this shit show is watching MAGAts force themselves into liking things they previously hated in order to fall in line with their cult.
It's like watching a child force feed themselves a vegetable they really don't like because Daddy told them they had to.
I think he's all they have left lol
He must have changed the channel and saw Kid Rock lip syncing.
can we really talk about syncing at this point?
It's not so much the lip syncing; it's the forgetting your own song so badly you can't even pretend to sing it anymore.
Yeah probably not. I don't know WTF we even care. It's an unsustainable audio situation on a temporary stage. Still feels good to poke a kid biscuit tho.
You’d think that an actor would actually appreciate all of that impeccable choreography, art direction, and set design.
That was one of the best halftime shows ever produced. No Purple Rain in the rain, but it was in the top 10.
An actor probably would.
Unfortunately, it’s Kevin Sorbo being discussed.
Production wise sure. The music was 100% not for me, but I've already made peace with that for Superbowl performances in general.
Word. I’m an insufferable indie snob, and it’s rare that top 40 pop excites me. But, I appreciate good craft, and IMHO, if you’re at the top of the US album charts, and are pulling numbers that beat Taylor Swift, you should probably get to play at the Super Bowl. The people have spoken.
Are you sure he wasn’t talking about the kid rock counter programming?
Apparently that was awful.
Is he trying to say he was DISAPPOINTED?
I can't even enjoy that anymore, knowing that he's such a weaselly little shit head.
He had a stroke iirc caused by a Chiropractor. I believe he was still an asshole before but I think it accelerated it. Also makes me worried about stroke. I'd hate to become a bigot all of a sudden.
One of my all time favorites, with sound makes me laugh every single time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6EDlD_fWn0&t=14s
Why do we care what a failed 90s tv actor thinks?
Imo, the worst half time show in my lifetime was probably Paul McCartney. Not that he was bad at all but someone had to be the worst. He was just an overly conservative pick as an overadjustment to the nipslip.
And Kevin Sorbo is a douche
The Black-Eyed Peas were pretty terrible.
I remember when I was very young they had a halftime show that was actually just an Indiana Jones commercial. I know Indiana Jones sounds cool, but I remember it feeling like a bunch of people just doing random shit and the product as a whole feeling particularly bad.
Did you know that the nip slip is why YouTube exists? Not necessarily gonna call it a positive, but an interesting conversation.
Hate-watched the whole thing I bet. All while wiping his angry tears and trying to type out witty posts on Twatter...
This dude is dumb as a box of rocks.
Fuck. That's an insult to rocks.
If you honestly in your heart don't think that was a great halftime show, I think it's safe to assume you have no rhythm in your soul.
This guy's allegiance to a scumbag is getting in the way of him being kind.
When your friends make you less kind, then those aren't good friends.
He suffered an aneurysm and 3 subsequent strokes. Brain damage makes people support a fascist.
Just look at Fetterman
Roseanne Barr is another example. RFK Jr is another example.
But this comes up so much that I sort of feel bad for all of the brain damaged people out there who aren't caught up in crazy propaganda. If you look at most of these examples, they were awful people even before their TBIs.
You know he had multiple strokes, so his brain is fried like most magas and personality disorders.


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