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[–] 97 points 9 months ago (27 children)

I've finally thought of a solid use for generative AI. Replace Sorbo in all the Hercules episodes with somebody who's not a turd. Arnold maybe?

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  • [–] 58 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I say; and stick with me here:

    We find someone (unknown actor who is the age sorbo was) to green screen his scenes. Then we Mandela effect the whole shebang and gaslight sorbo until he thinks doing the shooting was an acid trip.

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Should replace him with Bruce Campbell, but at the age he is now.

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  • [+] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)
  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Lots of the actors from the 70s show went to bat for the hyde actor IIRC. Dont quote me but I think it was everyone but the actor that played eric. Even mr white knight Ashton Kutcher

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Cosby's just not worth it. His ass was all over that shit. Better take the garfield without garfield approach and just cut him out of all the scenes. Rename the show Cosby, without rapists.

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    [–] 190 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Did he change the fucking channel or not??????????

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    which half of the cat was he watching? the half alive half cat in the half of the box halfway across the universe that he has or the half dead half cat in the half box i have? i am so confused by quantum mechanics

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  • [–] 52 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Remider that Lucy Lawless calls him Peanut.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    In an affectionate way, or a fuck you way?

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  • [–] 46 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    A fuck you way. She does it to push his buttons because he’s such a jerk. They’ve had a rivalry for years, but calling it a “rivalry” gives him far too much credit. She’s always been more well-liked, both by fans and coworkers.

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  • [–] 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Confirmed: Kevin Sorbo HATES kid rock.

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  • [+] 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (9 children)
  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    If by walking you mean running

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    If by running you mean downhill skiing

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    If by downhill skiing you mean tumbling uncontrollably.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Probably the only good thing I've seen out of the last 10 years of this shit show is watching MAGAts force themselves into liking things they previously hated in order to fall in line with their cult.

    It's like watching a child force feed themselves a vegetable they really don't like because Daddy told them they had to.

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago
    [–] 30 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    He must have changed the channel and saw Kid Rock lip syncing.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    can we really talk about syncing at this point?

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  • [–] 30 points 9 months ago

    his grudge with XENA, lucy lawless has remained to this day.

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  • [–] 28 points 9 months ago

    He shouldn't have changed the channel.

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    You’d think that an actor would actually appreciate all of that impeccable choreography, art direction, and set design.

    That was one of the best halftime shows ever produced. No Purple Rain in the rain, but it was in the top 10.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Production wise sure. The music was 100% not for me, but I've already made peace with that for Superbowl performances in general.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    Word. I’m an insufferable indie snob, and it’s rare that top 40 pop excites me. But, I appreciate good craft, and IMHO, if you’re at the top of the US album charts, and are pulling numbers that beat Taylor Swift, you should probably get to play at the Super Bowl. The people have spoken.

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago

    When asked for further comments on the matter, he only had this to say.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

    Is he trying to say he was DISAPPOINTED?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I can't even enjoy that anymore, knowing that he's such a weaselly little shit head.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    I enjoy it as a demonstration of his terrible acting, reading a scene instruction out loud. I also listen to God Awful Movies, and Sorbo is somewhat a regular in the terrible religious movie scene. So are some of the less famous Baldwins.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    He forgor 💀

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Why do we care what a failed 90s tv actor thinks?

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Imo, the worst half time show in my lifetime was probably Paul McCartney. Not that he was bad at all but someone had to be the worst. He was just an overly conservative pick as an overadjustment to the nipslip.

    And Kevin Sorbo is a douche

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    I remember when I was very young they had a halftime show that was actually just an Indiana Jones commercial. I know Indiana Jones sounds cool, but I remember it feeling like a bunch of people just doing random shit and the product as a whole feeling particularly bad.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Hate-watched the whole thing I bet. All while wiping his angry tears and trying to type out witty posts on Twatter...

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    This dude is dumb as a box of rocks.

    Fuck. That's an insult to rocks.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    So he didn’t like kid rock?

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    If you honestly in your heart don't think that was a great halftime show, I think it's safe to assume you have no rhythm in your soul.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    This guy's allegiance to a scumbag is getting in the way of him being kind.

    When your friends make you less kind, then those aren't good friends.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    He suffered an aneurysm and 3 subsequent strokes. Brain damage makes people support a fascist.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Roseanne Barr is another example. RFK Jr is another example.

    But this comes up so much that I sort of feel bad for all of the brain damaged people out there who aren't caught up in crazy propaganda. If you look at most of these examples, they were awful people even before their TBIs.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    You know he had multiple strokes, so his brain is fried like most magas and personality disorders.

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