Your son is producing fewer dishes. Be better, husband.

You should introduce your son to Korean soups/stews. If he likes miso soup that much, he'll find some favorites in Korea as well. I'm especially partial to spicy doenjang jigae (a Korean miso stew--you can mostly use the ingredients recommended to add to the broth as suggestions and use whatever you like because it's all about the broth).

This is very similar to how I make it except that I use packaged dashi and usually use shellfish and leafy greens, sometimes noodles (udon or dangmyeon glass noodles): https://www.beyondkimchee.com/doenjang-jjigae/

It's easier than it sounds. Put dashi packet in water. Heat then remove. Add doenjang, gochujang, garlic and heat up/mix. Add solid ingredients of your choice and heat until cooked through. Add green onions (optional, I guess, but c'mon). Eat.

So good. Thank you, Korea.

We had a 4 box treaty, no more than 4 boxes of cereal could be opened at a time.

Leading to box reckonings where multiple bowls would be eaten to bring “peace to the kingdom”

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Are the tofu blocks in America bigger or something, because 200g tofu isn't that much of a deal.

That bowl was a little big for me, I'll just drain the milk back into the jug and put these soggy bits back in the box.

Until one day, when you're eating soup and innocently toss in some croutons, only to realize that what you're eating is essentially cereal: savory edition, which you find so inexplicably disgusting that you can't even stomach the thought of regular cereal for a depressing amount of time

It’s the best when you’re baked too. It really helps with the dry mouth

You don't even need to add 2 things together. Cereal is great on its own

Excuse me, you can pour crack and pop rocks into a bowl.

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You said kibble?

And after about halfway through the third bowl you begin to regret everything

Food pellets.

The milk gets too warm.

I've got a cousin like you -- football club all day every day. Ate like a wolf and ran it all off within an hour.

Then he quit football and chonked up because he didn't know how to reduce his food intake

You're combining the two Kellogg brothers. One thought that pleasure was sin, and that a good diet should be as bland as possible to maintain piety. The other thought his brother's cereal tasted like shit and was really hard to market and sell, until he added sugar and salt, then subsequently became filthy rich.

And both were done with the goal of reducing masturbation.

Knowing better has a full day's worth of content on this, if you'd like to know more

? I thought both Jackson and Kellogg didn't like sugar? Kellogg even believed excitement caused masturbation, and wanted bland unexciting food was the way to go. That and dick piercings that would make erections painful.

Yeah true but it’s so fucking good sometimes

Kellogg's theory was that bland foods that were full of fiber would stop people from masturbating.

Because he didn't approve of that kind of icky nonsense.

So I think the sugar came later.

I think Graham of Graham crackers was working with a similar concept.

I'm always blown away by these tiny cookies. They came after me and bought them for fun once. I couldn't even eat them, they are beyond sweet. Eat some cookies for breakfast fatso