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[–] 197 points 9 months ago (4 children)

pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now... damage has been done.

bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.

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  • [–] 74 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I would feel bad for the cancer that got Mitch Mcconnell

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  • [–] 132 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.

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  • [–] 118 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.

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  • [–] 105 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    finally, some good fucking news.

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    [–] 68 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    “He is in regular contact with his staff and looks forward to returning to Senate business.”

    Just fucking retire, you despicable old cunt.

    McConnell, the Senate’s third-oldest member,

    WHAT?!? There's 2 senators older than him.

    He plans to retire from Congress when his current term concludes in January 2027.

    He wont live that long

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  • My theory is somewhere deep inside himself he knows that once he loses access to his power and position, and the obsequious self-assurance it provides, all that's left will be to confront the abject moral abyss that is his soul. So he's just trying to die ignorant and shameless in office.

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  • [–] 54 points 9 months ago

    Oh man. Is one of my reserve bottles getting popped soon?

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  • [–] 47 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I wouldn't get your hopes up just yet. Some turtles can easily live for over a hundred years.

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  • [–] 36 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    It's a shame he'll age out before the guillotines could get built.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    Cadaver Trial. Pope Formosus was put on trial by Pope Stephen VI even though Pope Formosus had been dead for nine months.

    Why should Mitch the Glitch McConnell being dead stop us?

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  • [–] 32 points 9 months ago
    [–] 32 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Why is he still clinging to the vestiges of his power and not resting at home? These people are fucking pathological.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    In most states, if a Senator leaves office for any reason, the state's governor would be empowered to appoint a replacement until a special election can be held. Kentucky, however, has two powerful Republican Senators, and a Democratic Governor. So after some back and forth, the legislature passed a bill (over the Governor's veto) that said the Governor could not appoint anyone, but could only schedule the special election, letting the seat remain vacant.

    https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politics/2025/02/05/how-are-us-senate-vacancies-filled-in-kentucky/78253161007/

    However, it is possible the governor might ignore the law and appoint someone anyway, and let the Senate deal with accepting the appointment.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    You could ask Dianne Feinstein the same question. God only knows what keeps Chuck Grassley ticking.

    These people are fucking pathological.

    Elderly people are stubborn as old nails. They don't just move out of the way on their own.

    The better question is what's keeping them affixed to their positions. Enormous amounts of money go to defending incumbents with full on dementia. And party loyalists consider their aging leadership sacrosanct.

    On top of all that, Senators get the best health care benefits in the world. Keeping your job is - in some ways - a predicate for your very survival.

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  • [–] 28 points 9 months ago

    Here's hoping for the Republican rule of 3

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago

    Fuck this guy. Fuck everything he's ever done. I hope he rests in piss. Representative of one of the most impoverished states in America, married to a billionaire, shit his pants before Trump made it cool.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago

    As someone who isn't even from or in the US: may he soon rest in piss, the absolute cunt.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    This vile ghoul ushered in the death of America by breaking key covenants in governance, and while he's vaguely expressed some sort of remorse since over the years, there will be no forgiveness or peace for him on his deathbed. He will only be hailed by a cabal of grinning sycophants encircling his frail shell, chanting "you made this all possible" as they lean in to devour his rotting carcass. Thanks for nothing, Mitch.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago*

    The death of America precedes him by a generation or three in my opinion, but he nailed the coffin shut!

    A functioning Democracy/Republic would never allow this creature to stay in office since 1985, over 40 years of this nasty piece of work

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago

    I hope you die slowly and painfully Mitch

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine a world where mcconnell votes to convict trump in 2020 and gets some other senators to join him

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago

    May he truly understand how awful he was before he bites it.

    I hope he has a visceral fear of going to hell because of his actions. The least we can wish for.

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This motherfucker ushered in Trump and his fascist regime. May he rest in piss.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago

    I hope it hurts when he dies

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

    Is he dead yet?

    Edit: i love how we're all on the same page here. may he die soon. and painfully.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It's looking like I'll have to plan the start of my pissing on graves tour soon.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago*

    I'd like to remind everyone here that, while he was laying the groundwork for the current political climate of the U.S., he had 3 daughters and two wives. He's old enough that the upper part of his left leg is paralyzed due to polio.

    We are seeing a resurgence of measles, thanks to men like this — who got to live full lives while fucking us all over. Who knows, maybe we'll see one for polio!

    Cheer for his death if you must, he has already won.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    “I have never wished anyone dead, but I have read some obituaries with great relish.”

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I wish him dead. Not just because fuck him, there is that. But the world would just be a better place.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Conservatism in general is a great evil, he is just one of its most visible practitioners.

    Virtually all CEOs and a good 20% of America would fit into the same category of irredeemable evil.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] [S] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    Wow! That's a huge violin! Don't have one smaller?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    "It sure is, Tiny Elvis!"

    Image shows a scene from the "Tiny Elvis" skit on Saturday Night Live where the characters are lounging in a room. Tiny Elvis is at the center, looking at objects and calling them huge.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago

    I hope he suffers.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    The former Senate majority leader missed crucial Senate votes on Monday and Tuesday, Politico reported.

    At least there's that

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I assume he's at the marine biology hospital? Well, I'm sure he'll be coming out of his shell soon - one way or the other.

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  • [–] 30 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    Suffer, you degenerate piece of shit.

    Feel every second of pain and agony that you deserve.

    Also, I'll leave this here.

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  • [–] 53 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    To those putting on their dancing shoes... there's no point. He already did all the damage. Short of going back in time nothing will fix what he's done. Unfortunately.

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  • [–] 63 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    His death doesn't reverse things, but the world will still be a better place without his presence.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    I kinda think the world is better without him welding even the slightest bit of power over any other human, but I'd be okay in that instance with him living another dozen or so years to experience the consequences of his decisions along with the rest of us.

    Perhaps with luck, his medical bills will bankrupt him in the same way that he's made it possible for so many others to be bankrupted.

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    [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    No one did as much as Turtle McTraitor did to make the United States a fascist nation.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I have despised this guy for decades, what a nasty piece of work.

    GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT MITCH

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    What I don’t understand is why people keep voting for him!?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Because he’s Republican. Why else would a bunch of old people vote for an old racist who wants to get rid of their “entitlements”?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    You need to get beyond the old people part. There are tons of 18-35 year olds who voted for this bullshit we're currently stuck in. I was at a buffalo wild wings in Nov after the election and while showing a UFC fight the orange Nazi was brought in to sit with fellow shitstain joe rogan...and a table of guys who weren't old enough to order beer we're chanting U-S-A

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Gerrymandered state and ignorant populace.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Um Ackshually, gerrymandering has nothing to do with this one. As a Senator, he represents his entire state, and the borders of his "district" don't change.

    However, "ignorant populace" may be spot on.

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