pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now... damage has been done.
bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.
pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now... damage has been done.
bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.
Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
finally, some good fucking news.
“He is in regular contact with his staff and looks forward to returning to Senate business.”
Just fucking retire, you despicable old cunt.
McConnell, the Senate’s third-oldest member,
WHAT?!? There's 2 senators older than him.
He plans to retire from Congress when his current term concludes in January 2027.
He wont live that long
My theory is somewhere deep inside himself he knows that once he loses access to his power and position, and the obsequious self-assurance it provides, all that's left will be to confront the abject moral abyss that is his soul. So he's just trying to die ignorant and shameless in office.
Bernie Sanders is a year older than him and Chuck Grassley is 92 fuckin’ years old. Sad to say that he isn’t even the oldest senator to have ever served
I wouldn't get your hopes up just yet. Some turtles can easily live for over a hundred years.
It's a shame he'll age out before the guillotines could get built.
We should have built them faster
We can still make his corpse dance then
Then grab a pillow.
Cadaver Trial. Pope Formosus was put on trial by Pope Stephen VI even though Pope Formosus had been dead for nine months.
Why should Mitch the Glitch McConnell being dead stop us?
Which has a longer prison term, a "medical accident" or desecrating a corpse?
America elected a convicted felon. You're naive if you think there's any guillotines getting built.
That whole country needs to be dismantled and rebuilt
Why is he still clinging to the vestiges of his power and not resting at home? These people are fucking pathological.
In most states, if a Senator leaves office for any reason, the state's governor would be empowered to appoint a replacement until a special election can be held. Kentucky, however, has two powerful Republican Senators, and a Democratic Governor. So after some back and forth, the legislature passed a bill (over the Governor's veto) that said the Governor could not appoint anyone, but could only schedule the special election, letting the seat remain vacant.
However, it is possible the governor might ignore the law and appoint someone anyway, and let the Senate deal with accepting the appointment.
You could ask Dianne Feinstein the same question. God only knows what keeps Chuck Grassley ticking.
These people are fucking pathological.
Elderly people are stubborn as old nails. They don't just move out of the way on their own.
The better question is what's keeping them affixed to their positions. Enormous amounts of money go to defending incumbents with full on dementia. And party loyalists consider their aging leadership sacrosanct.
On top of all that, Senators get the best health care benefits in the world. Keeping your job is - in some ways - a predicate for your very survival.
I personally will not be satisfied until he rests beneath the dirt.
Fuck this guy. Fuck everything he's ever done. I hope he rests in piss. Representative of one of the most impoverished states in America, married to a billionaire, shit his pants before Trump made it cool.
As someone who isn't even from or in the US: may he soon rest in piss, the absolute cunt.
This vile ghoul ushered in the death of America by breaking key covenants in governance, and while he's vaguely expressed some sort of remorse since over the years, there will be no forgiveness or peace for him on his deathbed. He will only be hailed by a cabal of grinning sycophants encircling his frail shell, chanting "you made this all possible" as they lean in to devour his rotting carcass. Thanks for nothing, Mitch.
Imagine a world where mcconnell votes to convict trump in 2020 and gets some other senators to join him
May he truly understand how awful he was before he bites it.
I hope he has a visceral fear of going to hell because of his actions. The least we can wish for.
Die painfully, reptile.
This motherfucker ushered in Trump and his fascist regime. May he rest in piss.
Is he dead yet?
Edit: i love how we're all on the same page here. may he die soon. and painfully.
It's looking like I'll have to plan the start of my pissing on graves tour soon.
I'd like to remind everyone here that, while he was laying the groundwork for the current political climate of the U.S., he had 3 daughters and two wives. He's old enough that the upper part of his left leg is paralyzed due to polio.
We are seeing a resurgence of measles, thanks to men like this — who got to live full lives while fucking us all over. Who knows, maybe we'll see one for polio!
Cheer for his death if you must, he has already won.
“I have never wished anyone dead, but I have read some obituaries with great relish.”
I wish him dead. Not just because fuck him, there is that. But the world would just be a better place.
Conservatism in general is a great evil, he is just one of its most visible practitioners.
Virtually all CEOs and a good 20% of America would fit into the same category of irredeemable evil.
I wish the last thing he experiences is being treated by a lesbian minority doctor who tells him night night.
Wow! That's a huge violin! Don't have one smaller?
Behold the fields where a grow my fucks and see that they lay barren .

"It sure is, Tiny Elvis!"
Image shows a scene from the "Tiny Elvis" skit on Saturday Night Live where the characters are lounging in a room. Tiny Elvis is at the center, looking at objects and calling them huge.
Is that a tiny cello or it plays violin weird?
The former Senate majority leader missed crucial Senate votes on Monday and Tuesday, Politico reported.
At least there's that
I assume he's at the marine biology hospital? Well, I'm sure he'll be coming out of his shell soon - one way or the other.
Suffer, you degenerate piece of shit.
Feel every second of pain and agony that you deserve.
Also,
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To those putting on their dancing shoes... there's no point. He already did all the damage. Short of going back in time nothing will fix what he's done. Unfortunately.
His death doesn't reverse things, but the world will still be a better place without his presence.
I kinda think the world is better without him welding even the slightest bit of power over any other human, but I'd be okay in that instance with him living another dozen or so years to experience the consequences of his decisions along with the rest of us.
Perhaps with luck, his medical bills will bankrupt him in the same way that he's made it possible for so many others to be bankrupted.
You act like he cant still do MORE damage
No one did as much as Turtle McTraitor did to make the United States a fascist nation.
I have despised this guy for decades, what a nasty piece of work.
GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT MITCH
What I don’t understand is why people keep voting for him!?
The same reason why people keep voting doe Raphael Cruz. Cause they have R beside their name.
Because he’s Republican. Why else would a bunch of old people vote for an old racist who wants to get rid of their “entitlements”?
You need to get beyond the old people part. There are tons of 18-35 year olds who voted for this bullshit we're currently stuck in. I was at a buffalo wild wings in Nov after the election and while showing a UFC fight the orange Nazi was brought in to sit with fellow shitstain joe rogan...and a table of guys who weren't old enough to order beer we're chanting U-S-A
Gerrymandered state and ignorant populace.
Um Ackshually, gerrymandering has nothing to do with this one. As a Senator, he represents his entire state, and the borders of his "district" don't change.
However, "ignorant populace" may be spot on.
It's generational voting. The kind of "My daddy voted Republican so I do too!" bullshit mixed with propaganda, mixed with racism, with a hint of just being downright stupid on top.
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