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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

So 2025 is the Linux on mobile year?!! 0.05% !

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I have ph blocked at dns level, what genres our fellow Linux friend enjoy? There is a difference with other os?

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  • [–] 106 points 1 year ago

    Probably Steam Deck users with that handheld device in one hand and their handheld device in the other.

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  • [–] 202 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

    Pornhub is lowkey a very skilled tech company. Delivering a quality video platform on the scale they do is incredibly difficult.

    Also obligatory: Year of the Linux Desktop! 🎉

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    I made it to the final round of interviewing with them a couple years ago. I think it would have been interesting to work for them. They have PHP and even some Laravel in their stack.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Can't believe they turned you down. Would've loved to hear about PH developer stories

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah I was a bit surprised too, they even told me how well I did during the interview and how I was getting stuff right that most of their candidates get wrong, and they made it seem like I should expect an offer from them. I think the dealbreaker was that I hadn't worked with message brokers before.

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  • [–] 78 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    the age of linux is cumming upon os.

    ok this is really bad , ill see myself out....

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago*

    As long as you don't use any of the windows and use the front door like my pet penguin, I won't mind.
    And there's a kernel of truth in there and by that I don't mean the kernel of an apple.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (20 children)

    New gens are ruining everything - "vertical video" gen-z, really?
    Y'all need a spanking.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Those gen y and x ages are whack

    Also, I hate zoomers and their vertical videos too

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I'm sorry. There are people who go to an adult hardcore porn site and then type in "Suitable for work"??? Like do you think the site wouldn't get flagged at your work?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Ok I have problems with these cutoffs for ages. My wife is 57 (1967) and is very definitely a gen x’er.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Same here, but it also depends per country since well average life spans, average age to buy a house, average age to start a family etc all have an impact on when a new generation starts.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Kinda bummed they grouped the fetish all in one category. Thought we were getting weird here

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I'm somewhat proud my generation is actively seeking out parody porn. Those videos tend to be higher budget and more sex positive (less gonzo misogyny).

    Edit: well, should caveat that by saying relatively less misogynist

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Vertical video is better for content focused on a single standing performer, because it allows as much of the screen resolution as possible to show the body. Horizontal is better for a performer lying down or any traditional horizontal sex acts, for the same reason.

    I'm probably reading a little too far into this, but IMO Gen Z is much less interested in "simulations" of intercourse and is more interested in something "real", i.e someone doing a dance. Intercourse feels like a fantasy, like you're supposed to imagine that you're the one having intercourse, it's that fantasy which is appealing. Something like dancing or dirty talking is more honest about what it is, since a video of someone dancing or talking is essentially the same experience as if they were actually there in front of you. I believe that because Gen Z is more digitally native than older generations, they see digital content not as a substitute or fantasy for a real thing, but rather as a real thing in itself, and the nature of the content they consume reflects that. Another example of this is the shift from real-life streamers who fake personalities but pretend that they are presenting their real selves, to vtubers - who implicitly acknowledge that they are playing a fictional character for their stream as symbolized by their avatars. The human streamers are a fantasy substitute for a real human friend, but with a vtuber the content does not pretend to be different than what it actually is - a pretend character putting on a show for your enjoyment. By acknowledging its artificiality and integrating it into the content itself, it shifts from being something "fake" and "simulated" to being something "real". To me it's the exact same dynamic manifesting in a different area.

    Now of course, I do understand that vertical content also simply means you don't need to rotate your phone, and that Gen Z is almost exclusively using the Internet on the phone vs. the desktop as older generations will. But this too is essentially a reflection of the feeling that digital content is not an artificial recreation confined to a specific display area (a TV or computer) but rather perpetually available (your phone), as would be appropriate for something which has taken on the status of being real rather than fake. The two forces reinforce each other, imo.

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    [–] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Do you guys realize how much 40% actually is in a single year? That's crazy. Don't just look at the 5.1%.

    I'm sure it's heavily influenced by the Steam Deck, it being a great device for porn and all, but still.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Linux users are gooners confirmed.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    So what you're saying is that there are more wankers on Linux nowadays!???

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Maybe they're just watching it for the plot.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Well, been * ahem * told that a friend of a friend didn't found any videos there were "Your friendly neighborhood geek goes into the house of a hot milf to upgrade her Windows 10 machine to Arch and she shows them how hot she found their Linux install skills and how thankful she is", so that seems unlikely.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    That link is amazing... they even have maps 😂 !

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    This chart is fascinating, although it's unfortunate that so many states don't have a specific category assigned to them. I just can't help but notice how many weeabo degenerates (I am part of said degenerates) must be living in Wisconsin, and Oregon being furry makes me wonder how many furries live there.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago

    That's one horney Linux user

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago

    Sorry guys... My gooning streaks are skewing the data; I'm the masturbations Georg and shouldn't have been counted...

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    My apologies, this data is misleading. Most of the new traffic is actually just me mass downloading and data hoarding porn across thousands of VMs. Whenever I need to rub one out I ssh into one of them and watch it that way. Keeps it off my main machine and keeps my browser history clean.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Firefox have 8 percent on desktop that's great

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Now I want to see the usage stats for e621.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    That's all me ur welcome gais

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    Just fapped as a celebration 🎉

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Year of the desktop

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Is it finally the year of Linux?

    (ง’̀-‘́)ง

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I am very suspicious of the -26% Apple marketshare. It makes me feel like there's more to this than it seems at first. There's no way 26% of Apple users stopped using Apple devices within a year.

    Edit: maybe it could be caused by a large user base increase that shifted the demographics, but this fast? And the PornHub bans across US states started only this year for the most part if I'm not mistaken, so it shouldn't affect this data?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Does porn work well on Linux ? looking to switch

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Bash:

    yay -Ss stepsister-stuck

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    I hate the step sibling stuff so much.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Why? Did you get stuck in a washing machine yourself at some point?

    On a more serious note, I remember reading an article once about this phenomenon. About how it's not some widespread latent sex fantasy to fuck step-siblings. Rather it's an odd reflection of how algorithms poison the content in this attention economy. The more unusual the content is (without being outright objectionable), then the more attention it gets for being so unusual. That starts a wave of new creations from content creators to jump on the bandwagon for the popularity of the content that seems to be getting traction. Then pretty soon anyone not catering to this "demand" is an outlier and loses out, so eventually this theme of content floods the entire ecosystem.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Seems very plausible. The title just puts me off.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    I hear ya. I really wish we could go back to the good old days of "who ordered the extra large sausage pizza" and " I'm here to check your plumbing, ma'am".

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    Under video game consoles, it lists 0.1% for "Other (3DS/PS Vita)". Unless PornHub offers 3D porn that works on the 3DS (do they?!), I refuse to believe even 0.01% would use the 3DS browser in this capacity.

    (On the other hand, that's 0.1% of video game consoles, and I can't imagine too many people use their consoles for porn in the first place... Basically I'd love to see absolute numbers for this)

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  • [+] 12 points 1 year ago (6 children)
  • Tablet pornography must be nice.

    That seems like someone who made a plan, and then lived out their best evening.

    I imagine those tablet Pornhub users probably prepared themselves a nice mixed drink, set out some snacks, and got all cozy in a bathrobe first.

    Tablet pornhub sounds like some kind of intentional self care.

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