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[–] 157 points 9 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Lmao, did he admit to it on his bullshit social platform? (I refuse to visit to go see)

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  • [–] [S] 122 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    You can hear it on mic at 0:34, and trump immediately ends the press conference and has reporters cleared out.

    No idea who the woman in the green is, but she seems to not be as used to the smell as everyone else in this administration

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    It's Kathryn Burgum, wife of Interior Secretary (and former North Dakota governor) Doug Burgum.

    Being from North Dakota, you'd think she'd be used to the smell of manure.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    livestock manure is mostly grass and thus extremely fibrous and pretty inoffensive. Trump's diet meanwhile seems to actually be mcdonald's food, and is thus optimized to produce the most horrifying results possible.

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  • [–] 81 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Eyes on green. She heard it. She smells it. Can't unsmell it.

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  • [–] 58 points 9 months ago
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    It's weird hearing it come out the other end.

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  • [–] 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I really hope the next magat trend is shitting themselves just to be like dear leader.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    They did the maxipad on the ear thing for like a week after God himself came down from the heavens and saved Trump from James high school rifle club reject sniper Bond 360 noscope. Maybe this time they will wear adult diapers to show solidarity.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago

    "Emperor poops no pants"

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago

    Hahahahahahaha holy shit!! (No pun intended)

    You can hear it loud and clear. 

    And then you see the lady in the back "scratching" her nose. Like you know something smells like shit. 

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago*

    I thought this was going to be some "yeah, maybe, but probably wishful thinking". Nope.

    The woman behind him even turns to look immediately. Guess no one warned her to play it cool.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I'm a Free Thinking Republican and Me and my Friends are about to POOP Our Pants in Public in Support of President Poopy Pants! Trump! Our Wives left us!

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago

    hhahahahahaahhahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhaa

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Its real. Your can hear it.... See the reactions.... Then he quickly end the session and wants everyone out of the room immediately.

    Plus, listen as the open mic catches an intern saying something like "I don't want to do this again"

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  • About 33 seconds into the clip there is a squelching fart noise. It aligns with the lady in green's quickly-stifled horrified reaction. The fart noise had a wet component to the sound, as if liquid was oozing out in addition to gas. It's quite probable that he ended the meeting because he gave himself a mud ring and had to go wipe it and change his diaper.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 9 months ago

    It's such a perfect sound it really does seem fake, especially if you listen to it a couple times to be sure.

    Like the opposite of semantic satiation.

    After so many listens, it's stops being a fart sound and starts sounding like an obvious sound effect added in for gags.

    It just elicits a visual, you can tell with you ears it's not dry.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago

    It kinda looks like he farts at 16s, then at 34 he trusts a fart and loses.

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Should really have been posted to sh.itjust.works.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 44 points 9 months ago (12 children)

    Beyond just Trump, being an elected official should have a strictly enforced retirement age. I'm saying no one over 65.

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Eh, the age limit should be the same as the general age of pension, and it should only apply for being able to be voted in.

    This means that if you get voted in at 65, than you are able to serve that term, but nothing longer.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    And what of appointed officials, like Supreme Court justices?

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I just had a look at the equivalent of the US suppreme court here, "Högsta förvaltningsdomstolen", and the officers of the court serve until retirement.

    Seems resonable to me.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It is the same here. But they often decide to "retire" at death, i.e., lifelong tenure.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    65 is too old. 55 is ok. 60 is acceptable but pushing it, and only if the job they are affected for lasts 4ish years

    And I'm in the above age brackets, btw.
    Most people in my age range have no fucking idea how to run a washing machine, so they deffo shouldn't be allowed to run governments or councils etc etc.
    Age these old bastards out so they go and fuck up their garden rather than fucking up the whole world.

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  • [–] 88 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It's the United States of America, not America.

    America is the joint continents.

    That may be confusing to US citizens, because their president is incontinent.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    I really enjoyed that his inSTINKt with a full diaper was to reach out and touch Mehmet Oz.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Ask not what you can poo for your country ...

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    The stench getting into the shitheads behind him

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  • Ok, this is really funny.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    "Content unavailable" anyone mirror?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Imagine being a Cabinet member, or part.of his staff. The stink must be intolerable.

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  • [+] -6 points 9 months ago

    AI image generator:

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  • [+] -59 points 9 months ago (14 children)

    I hate him as much as the next guy but the dudes old.... This is common with you are old. There are better things to take aim at him.

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  • [–] 81 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    If he’s old enough that this is a concern, then maybe he shouldn’t be the president of the goddamn United States

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  • [+] -33 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Possibly, of course that would rule out Bernie Sanders as well.

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  • [–] 33 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    If this was intended as some sort of gotcha, the man has already said that he's too old himself. This isn't some partisan thing.

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  • [+] -14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    No, just saying you would lose good people as well...

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    You're right but I'll make an exception for this asshole in particular. He shouldn't be president at this age. He should be in prison for attempted coup.

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