Me after buying Halloween candy on clearance tomorrow

It's ween!

I disagree. I don't think that Paramount+ has been enshittified.

Because that would imply that it used to be good once.

You still have two hands and a mouth, don't you? Get back to work.

I imagine the ideal scenario is pomodoro-style. Twenty-five minutes of fucking with five minute breaks, until everyone's had their fill.

Exactly, there's so much great Star Trek content to watch. No point in wasting time on something like Picard.

I wish I was this good at drawing...

... Should I try bashing my head in?

Now there's a level-five transporter accident

Microsoft has the chance to do the funniest thing.

They won't, of course. They'd rather shoot themselves in the foot than do something smart.

And here I was thinking it was named after the girl from Mambo #5.

That doesn't surprise me. What does surprise me is that Phantom Menace is somehow above Empire Strikes Back.