aint got no candy

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[–] 13 points 1 week ago

Me after buying Halloween candy on clearance tomorrow

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    My kid knows exactly how many he has, which ones there are and in what place/position. If anyone touches any of his things, he knows and there will be hell to pay.

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  • Adults' trick-or-treating happens the day after Halloween when the stores mark their prices down to clear out old stock. Wait your turn.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    This year the kids might get to keep more of it. The last couple assorted bags I've gotten taste awful. Just oil & sugar. Reese's & Snickers in particular.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago

    Said no one ever about modern candy.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 week ago

    You guys are shitty parents

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  • [+] -8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    USians always surprise me how irresponsible they can be without universal healthcare.

    Rules, rules, rules. 🙄

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