Rather than free, you should offer the most exclusive and expensive dong surgeries on earth.

Misleading headline. He died of a heart condition. They were banned because they were practicing without a license.

Even the cis female ones?

Do you want them to be bigger dicks? With bigger egos?

No no. You do it this way:

"Hey musk, you have a small dick"

Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?

We can do both

He shouldn't have gotten the heart enlargement surgery

Ahh, cocaine and Cialis. A classic combo for cardiac catastrophe

It's honestly really sad for the surgeon. Before undergoing surgery the patient must disclose everything that could make complications on the operation for a reason, a doctor does not care what crimes the patient commits and won't have a reason to snitch, but not knowing the patient using banned substances that affect surgery could lead to life altering (and in this case outright ending it) problems.

Well, I thought I was going to get a call after the old snip snip cuz we talked about that

2019? Damn.

this is definitely worse than autoerotic asphyxiation, that's just someone trying and failing to explore their kink...this is just someone who won the game of life being insecure about his dick

Maybe the surgery was a success. Dude asked for a dong the size of a Pringles can, got one, and all his blood went to it and he died. Checks out to me.

Choking to death on stolen panties must be up there in the rankings. No cases to cite but would be surprised it was zero.

I came here for this.

The poor man died on a table with his cock cut to pieces, what a terribly unfortunate thing to happen.

As one of the people going through the Files right now, believe me, less billionaire penises is a good thing.

(Gorillas have tiny dicks)

Just get a cod piece like respectable humans.

Not even that bigger. Enlargement surgery is highly risky (even if this guy died of a heart attack), and only promises like 2cm in additional length. Girth increases are slightly more substantial though. It sounds like he was getting the type that is just an injection of fat in the dick, which is comparatively less risky.

The risks involved are wild. A sizable amount of doctors doing enlargements have questionable standings with their local medical boards. It's also not uncommon to find places that are very vague about what they are adding or changing about your body, while promising extreme results. Infections, loss of function, constant erection due to the addition of harder structures, decreased sensitivity are some of the more alarming, yet not uncommon risks. As it's an elective, specialized surgery, practices are often aggressive and manipulative in dealing with clients/potential clients. Is not unheard of for places to require multiple surgeries, when it turns out there were complications with the first one.

TBF I've known some guys who were size queens.

As if you haven't read Great Gatsby back in school. You can't fill the void with money, you can only escape the reality

being a billionaire wasn’t enough for this man

If someone is unhappy with who/what they are, no amount of money can ever fill that hole.

We need to ask men if they crave gorilla dicks)

We, like you, are held to impossible physical standards.

Especially in a place where women have basically no rights.

You sound like the brainwashed masses. He, a billionaire, was much more qualified to determine if someone is fit to practice medicine than some institutional board. Obviously, otherwise he wouldn’t have been a billionaire.

Not me. I want one who's finished with practicing and ready for the big show. That's why I only use doctors who are no longer "practicing." Cuz I'm not a fucken idiot.

Keep reading.

I wonder if this is a benefit to having health insurance: my insurance presumedly vets doctors in their network, so I'd have a hard time going to anyone unlicensed.

On the other hand, if I got penis enhancement surgery my insurance wouldn't cover it anyway, so I'd probably not care if they were out of network.

Coconut penis

Or, and hear me out, take one for society like these heroes did.

Comrade Whale, Comrade Bee

Who are these two?