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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

submitted 9 months ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The poor man died on a table with his cock cut to pieces, what a terribly unfortunate thing to happen.

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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Those pieces were very small, tho, like minuscule ...

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Micro surgery is hard

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 0 points 9 months ago

A dick lost his life

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