Not The Onion

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Maybe it's a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla's dick.

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[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?

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[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (6 children)

oh my, what's a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?

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[–] E_coli42@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Reporting for duty

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Donkey, horse.

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 11 points 9 months ago

No, no... you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.

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[–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.

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[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn't inspire shock and awe.

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[–] 5too@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Think they want the whole gorilla