Seed after torrenting?

Put the grocery cart back

Given the economy, it may be "If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't."

Do people not rewind their streaming media? No wonder it takes so long to load.

Seed your torrents.

Be nice. Fuck ICE.

"Don't impede. Seed."

Don't get irate, just pirate.

be kind seed as much as you take

"Don't be a fart, return your shopping cart"

Spread the seed, avoid the greed?

"Make sure to like, follow, and subscribe."

"like and subscribe".
"Don't forget to hit that bell"

Shiiiiit, just drop the "rewind."

When in public, wear headphones or you’re a dick

"Don't thank the AI"

Maybe about plugging in devices to charge when you're done with them? Schools use laptops a lot now, but don't think they're communal ones on carts anymore.

Be cool, don't be a tool.

"Post before you leave."

I wouldn't say it's the equivalent but I kind of enjoy this...

Have the day you deserve.

It's not pleasant if you're an asshole and a grumpy fuck. And it's great if you're a good person..

Carrying a battery pack with you in case someone needs a charge

To really capture the full spirit of it, I think the the closest thing would be a YouTuber asking you to join their Patreon. The point of the Be Kind Rewind slogan was that you putting in a little effort now meant that the video store clerk or the next renter wouldn't have to do it and could instead do their actual job or just watch the movie in convinence. If everyone did it by default, there would be no need for the slogan and the stickers.

YouTube Patreon plugs hit all those marks. It's a small inconvenience that you do because it means they can do their actual work in producing media and the next guy can watch content without having the inconvenience of paying for it. If everyone did it by default, they wouldn't need to mention it in every episode. The only real difference is you're trading your physical effort for your commodified effort.

Be kind scrub

Even as a child, I never really understood this concept and I am old enough to remember going to video stores a lot. But you're rewinding one way or the other. Why does it matter if you're doing it when you just get the cassette or when you're done watching it?

And video stores were super adamant about this too.