Microslop.

This makes me want to call it slop even more.

Don't make no slop, won't be no slop. /shrug

Microsoft wants people to stop calling AI content slop. People want Microsoft to stop pushing slop.

I predict nobody will get what they want.

I care about what Microsoft wants about as much as Microsoft cares about what I want.

Microslop wants people to stop calling their AI slop "slop"? Well stop making slop then.

arguing that humanity needs to learn to accept AI as the “new equilibrium” of human nature.

So the bubble has reached the desperation phase already?

Umad Microslop?

Cry me a slop river

Disrespectfully, no.

“We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,” Nadella wrote in a rambling post flagged by Windows Central, arguing that humanity needs to learn to accept AI as the “new equilibrium” of human nature.

I’m starting to notice a recent trend in tech CEOs. They seem to be saying “yes, we know you hate it but too bad get used to it”.

Please stop nagging people to use your shiny new slop generator.

Come on people, think of the shareholders! /$

Slop, MicroSlope, MacroSlop, it's BS all the same.

It is slop

Go fuck yourself

Give people an OS that works and works in a way that's a dumb pipe without AI "improvements"

Whatever you say, Sloppy Satya!

I won't stop permanently.. REMIND ME IN THREE DAYS

Microsoft users beg CEO to stop being shit

Fine. Lets call it shit instead.

I would be mad if my failing products were dismissed and criticized by calling them "slop"

Typical corporate bullshit, trying to hog all the credit.

How about if we call it MicroSlop? That way everyone associates Microsoft with AI slop, which is what they're becoming. They should want to promote their commitment to AI, right?

MicroSlop it is. Let's all help them with their crowd-sourced rebranding!

It lives and dies by consumer demands? That hasn't been the case since we started this fucking race. It has pretty much been an Investment run enterprise since the very start. Name a single LLM derived product that is consciously being bought by consumers. It's all subscription based models that don't deliver on their promises. Nothing is living up to its promise.

Where is the AI that I can say: plan an appointment with my dad. And it links our agendas, sets the alarm, orders a bottle of wine, asks me to order an uber because im out of gas, and otherwise i should leave a bit earlier. Where are the actually smart intelligent assistants?

Slop content CEO begs users to stop calling slop "slop."

FTFY

Well, I'd really like not being fed slop. Quit serving it to me, and I'll quit complaining.

You are not my boss: Microslop

Shit peddler wants people to stop calling what he peddles "shit".

There was this audio book thing we used to have when I was in kindergarten. It was about farm animals, and each animal had its own sound effects. Pigs had the sound effect of a man saying the phrase "sloppity sloppity sloppity slop, sloppity sloppity sloppity slop".

This is now my mantra whenever I see AI slop.

Maybe we should start chanting it en masse at these tech conventions any time AI is being discussed as anything more than a massive waste of resources.

Slopya Naslopla can slop off with his sloppy slop.

The whole naming is wrong though. It's not an intelligence. He should've said LLM content.

We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication," Nadella laments, emphasizing hopes that society will become more accepting of AI, or what Nadella describes as "cognitive amplifier tools." "...and develop a new equilibrium in terms of our “theory of the mind” that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other.

That's from a link in the article

And it's completely coherent!

Generative AI is slop, and the Microsoft CEO is sloppy.

Say it with me:

slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop

Guy whose job depends on slop wants you to stop seeing slop as slop

It's literally sloppy shit.

chief executive slopfficer ?

This man has absolutely no idea how basic human behavior works. This will only increase the use of the "slop" label. Does he only interact with employees in his life?

Because he is the slop-master!

"Lol," said Gandalf. "Lmao."

Artificial Imbecility.

Slop CEO says what?

If it looks like a slop and sounds like a slop...

No

How delusional of him.

Maybe later.

Begs? Nah. Click bait.

Aw shucks, I came down with the AI psychosis, and it told me to just keep hitting Nadella in the face with a 12 lb mechanical keyboard untill he reboots correctly and stops just printing out arcane error codes...

I... I gotta do it... he's got the ... the seahorse emjois, he's hiding them!

Same place he keeps all his pictures of my desktop!

Where in that article is the quote where Nadella can reasonably be described as "begging"?

Microslop

I'll stop when it stops being slop.

Probably shouldn't make slop then, huh?

No. Sorry, Microslop.

so, what's the general feeling? is Nadella a worse CEO than Ballmer?

Ballmer resulted in some good memes

lol no

What about diarrhea?

Microsoft customers beg Microsoft to get a better CEO.

Slopman says what?

Maybe they should stop developing slopware, then...

“We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication,” Nadella wrote in a rambling post flagged by Windows Central, arguing that humanity needs to learn to accept AI as the “new equilibrium” of human nature. (As WC points out, there’s actually growing evidence that AI harms human cognitive ability.)

Going on, Nadella said that we now know enough about “riding the exponentials of model capabilities” as well as managing AI’s “‘jagged’ edges” to allow us to “get value of AI in the real world.”

“Ultimately, the most meaningful measure of progress is the outcomes for each of us,” the CEO concludes, in an impressive deluge of corporate-speak that may or may not itself be AI-generated. “It will be a messy process of discovery, like all technology and product development always is.”

TLDR: That's not what he said and rehashing the same interview in article after article with this frankly clickbait headline is getting old.

Fuck Nadella and his AI bullshit, but could we not keep rehashing this?

Streisand affect doing it's thing again