My favorite is when one of the switches does nothing you can visibly see and you never find out what it’s for.
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Pretty sure its the integrated drivers that cause the delay with LEDs lighting up. Better than the case 5-10 years ago though, where we still needed external drivers to make them work - now you just run your line voltage straight to the sockets. Much easier on the electricians.
That is a crappy switch placement, though. A little more planning would've fixed that. Nothing stopping you from getting a label maker though.
Just wait until he discovers how some people configure smart switches.
One press turns the lights on. A long press turns them on dimly. Two presses turns the lights on in the staircase. Three presses…
If you don't have Bluetooth you can access them via morse code.
The first two are good. I love hold-to-dim. But a switch should only control one thing.
When I bought my house, one of the lights was a dumb switch, but smart bulb. Normally, it works like a normal light. But if you turn it on, off, on quick enough, it changes color temperature!
You need the red card key.
There's a light-switch in my flat that has a red light in the fitting that illuminates when you switch it on. It doesn't turn on any light in the place. I have no idea what is for. As a Steven Wright fan, I flick it on and off occasionally hoping I get a call from some woman in Germany saying "cut it out."
Edit: after posting this I saw someone else had made the same joke, but fuck it, I'm leaving it up. Who knew there were other fans of a thirty year old album here?
It's the switch for the red light, of course. Installed by the previous tenant, named Roxanne.
Many rooms in my place have light switches tied to outlets. Usually just a single switched plug per room. I know where they all are now but it would have been good if there was a little light icon on each plug.
Still, now that I know, I'm not sure I actually want to add that icon, since I know where it is and I'll either plug in a light (in which case I know easily) or I won't (in which case I don't care).
Some electricians install the receptacles upside-down if they're switched.
My open plan living room, kitchen, sunroom area has a bank of 5 on one wall, 3 on the other.
I'm the only person who knows what all the switches do from memory.
My wife and kids throw a lightswitch rave every time they want to turn the lights on over the island and i just beatbox techno while they try to figure it out.
Mine just turn everything on. Outside lights have been on for a week because they just flail at the switches then leave the room.
I will never be not mad at the latency digital electronics add. It's so small and imperceptible, but it feels like an eon.
I bet the kids never even notice.
I get disproportionately angry when "pause" doesn't pause for like 3 seconds.
EDIT: Was talking about bluetooth headphones, but the stuff y'all listed is infuriating too.
I click pause, nothing happens, I click pause again, the video stops and starts.
Fuckers.
hits spacebar to pause
Website scrolls
Laptop goes flying out the window
I hate the credit card terminals at TJ Maxx/Marshalls specifically because of this. They have noise and visual feedback when you tap but it's always a few seconds late. As a programmer, that shit makes me want to track down whoever wrote it and slap them.
Is is disproportionately low? Because there is no upper limit to the rage from pause not being instant.
The pause plus all the streaming services adding shit over the image really pisses me off when I stopped it to read the letter the character is holding and I can't tell what it is because stopping at the right time took four attempts and then it has some shaded gradient over the screen.
Yeah, when one click is interpreted as "show the UI", but the step back when you miss some frames you want to look closer at is longer than the time it takes to hide the UI from no activity. And then you do pause it at the right time finally and the fucking video player goes, "oh you paused it, time for me to display other shit in front of the background jokes you're trying to read or the frames of nice butt you're trying to appreciate".
It's very perceptible to people who know how it should be. I remember when CFL's were being pushed, and they had to "warm up". Then we got LED bulbs that have 500-1500ms latency from cold to lit. We deserve better.
I guess LED lights have some latency but to me it's still better than some of those fluorescent lights. I've had those where the bulb doesn't light until I've already given up and turned on another light.
At least they're in one place. My brother's latest apartment is wired like a Zelda puzzle, and the switches are scattered around the living area.
The real issue with this picture is not the "user experience", unless it is a hotel or some public place where customers are intended to interact with the devices.
The real issue is that the switches and plates aren't lined up right.
Label makers exist, John.
Edit: just wanna thank Hawke for once again downvoting me. Love me a good stalker.
Lol piss off a lemming somewhere?
Probably. I’m kinda a bitch.
Lol glancing at your profile I imagine your actions may have been warranted. Lots of twats on .ml.
I've met some decent ones from there that can have a conversation. But they are few and far between.
I dunno. Might have taken it too far a few times.
I blocked all of .ml to keep myself from seeing and replying to them. Best thing I’ve ever done on Lemmy.
Ten year old me is desperate to use the label maker I got for Christmas.
The hilarity of your home wiring being sassed by the (admittedly amazing) guy whose video games boil down to "kill stuff, hit switches" with escalating difficulty and frustration.
On the one hand, I'd love our paths to cross. On the other, I'd relish the thought that he'd sweat just a little when trying to figure out anything inside my home.
Never noticed an issue with LEDs. Those CFLs though.
Blink.
Blink.
Blink blink.
Bzzzzzzz....
[Dim]
[Little less dim]
[Still dim]
[Can see a bit through the dimness]
[Functional but still dim]
"Fuck it I'll ignore it"
[5 minutes later] "Hey I can see."
That blinking is a good thing. That means that the bulb is running on a pre-heat starter, which gets the electrodes hot before sending full voltage through the fixture. This greatly extends the light's lifespan. The modern "rapid start" and "instant start" starters just do the shotgun approach of forcing a ton of voltage through the tube, which succeeds in instantly starting it but also blasts off some of the emissive coating on the filaments. A tube running on one of those starters will fail a lot faster and the ends of the tubes will blacken quickly from the coating.
You just perfectly described the CFLs in my detached, unheated garage during the winter
Those outlets are mildly scary.
Is that a landlord special paint job, followed by a two different approaches that were ineffective but still obvious (and who knows how many other non-obvious) attempts to fix the landlord special paint job, followed by just giving up?
Or maybe the scratches are labels and not attempts to scratch all the paint off? L for "light" and the rest open secret doors in some sort of video game level complex?
There's one room in my place where there are no fixed switches (well there's one, but it doesn't seem to do anything). So, all the lights are on the lamps themselves. This is obviously the best user interface in terms of knowing what a switch does. It turns on the light that's directly next to the switch. But, it's the worst system for lighting up a dark room, because you have to make your way through the darkness to find the lamp, find its switch, and turn it on.
Lights in the wall are a compromise in terms of switch-to-light user interface obviousness in favour of being able to see the UI or to find it in the dark.
As for knowing what turns on what, if you live somewhere you learn within a week or so what light does what. Your first week after a move is normally dedicated to more important things like finding your clean underwear. So, by the time you could start labelling switches to know what they do, you often don't need to do that anymore. The one place where labels would really help is hotels, Air BnB places, and maybe guest rooms.

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