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[–] 146 points 10 months ago (31 children)

My favorite is when one of the switches does nothing you can visibly see and you never find out what it’s for.

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  • [–] 58 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Had one of those. Eventually figured out that a prior owner had a lamppost in the yard. How did I figure that out? I found the buried romex. Not conduit. Romex.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago* (6 children)

    I’m no electrician and even I know that you don’t bury Romex lmao. Good lord.

    Edit: now that I think about it, the previous homeowner of my house used to have a fountain out front that has since been decommissioned… I found the wiring for it in a box under some gravel around where the fountain was.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    There is direct burial cabling, so that could have been it. (Not Romex branded, but same thing)

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I don't think they want my European curiosity

    altr

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    It’s just grey colored 3-4 conductor cabling.

    I still like putting it in conduit so you don’t have to worry about someone hitting it with a shovel.

    You see it under porches and decks with power outlets a lot too.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago* (10 children)

    No shit, an old house I moved into had about half the lights just hard wired to mains so they were always on. They had the switch runner in the box, but it wasn't connected when I moved in so the switches did nothing. The previous tenants just screwed and unscrewed the bulbs (I rewired them correctly).

    Still to this day I will lay in bed and wonder how in the ever loving fuck this happened, who did it, what they were thinking, if it was intentional, and then come to the terrifying realization that the person or people involved in this are probably still out there somewhere, operating motor vehicles on public roads, putting us all in danger. They probably even think they are smart. I mean they do their own electrical work after all.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    I bought my house two years ago and it had been retrofitted with baseboard radiators. They covered up the lower receptacles in every outlet so you could only get a plug into the top one and then the wire ran over a hot radiator. Just mind-boggling that anybody could do that and not see a problem with it. Granted, the outlets were embedded in the cinderblock walls so it wasn't an easy matter to move them up, but laziness kills.

    For good measure, these plugs were not grounded and they all had the polarity reversed.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    What I want to know is what is the science called of placing outlets and switches exactly where furniture goes?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    You've heard of the Chinese art on Feng Shui? The Chinese art of locating outlets and switches in places that get covered by furniture is called Fook Uho. Every interior designer studies that.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

    The majority of those $5 extension cords are generally a fire waiting to happen. They are useful if you plug nothing more than a lamp in to one. Nor should one just leave them lay about on the floor, behind furniture or not.

    Source: retired firefighter that has been to more than one electrical caused house fire as 2am.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    There's always one that needs to be turned on for any of the other switches to function, too.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    or fan/light switches but no light kit was installed with the fan

    Or no fan was installed with the light.

    I was going to get smug about how I was diligent enough to blank off the switch when I removed my garbage disposal, but then I remembered I have switches that do nothing in my fanless bedrooms.

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  • [–] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure its the integrated drivers that cause the delay with LEDs lighting up. Better than the case 5-10 years ago though, where we still needed external drivers to make them work - now you just run your line voltage straight to the sockets. Much easier on the electricians.

    That is a crappy switch placement, though. A little more planning would've fixed that. Nothing stopping you from getting a label maker though.

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  • [–] 42 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Just wait until he discovers how some people configure smart switches.

    One press turns the lights on. A long press turns them on dimly. Two presses turns the lights on in the staircase. Three presses…

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You need the red card key.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    There's a light-switch in my flat that has a red light in the fitting that illuminates when you switch it on. It doesn't turn on any light in the place. I have no idea what is for. As a Steven Wright fan, I flick it on and off occasionally hoping I get a call from some woman in Germany saying "cut it out."

    Edit: after posting this I saw someone else had made the same joke, but fuck it, I'm leaving it up. Who knew there were other fans of a thirty year old album here?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Many rooms in my place have light switches tied to outlets. Usually just a single switched plug per room. I know where they all are now but it would have been good if there was a little light icon on each plug.

    Still, now that I know, I'm not sure I actually want to add that icon, since I know where it is and I'll either plug in a light (in which case I know easily) or I won't (in which case I don't care).

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Some electricians install the receptacles upside-down if they're switched.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    I hate that. I would flip them around the first time I encountered that. There are many things that can be done, from switch covers to lighted/unlighted/colored switches next to each other. All better and more foolproof options

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    My open plan living room, kitchen, sunroom area has a bank of 5 on one wall, 3 on the other.

    I'm the only person who knows what all the switches do from memory.

    My wife and kids throw a lightswitch rave every time they want to turn the lights on over the island and i just beatbox techno while they try to figure it out.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Mine just turn everything on. Outside lights have been on for a week because they just flail at the switches then leave the room.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (13 children)

    I will never be not mad at the latency digital electronics add. It's so small and imperceptible, but it feels like an eon.
    I bet the kids never even notice.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (9 children)

    I get disproportionately angry when "pause" doesn't pause for like 3 seconds.

    EDIT: Was talking about bluetooth headphones, but the stuff y'all listed is infuriating too.

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I click pause, nothing happens, I click pause again, the video stops and starts.

    Fuckers.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    hits spacebar to pause

    Website scrolls

    Laptop goes flying out the window

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    I hate the credit card terminals at TJ Maxx/Marshalls specifically because of this. They have noise and visual feedback when you tap but it's always a few seconds late. As a programmer, that shit makes me want to track down whoever wrote it and slap them.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Is is disproportionately low? Because there is no upper limit to the rage from pause not being instant.

    The pause plus all the streaming services adding shit over the image really pisses me off when I stopped it to read the letter the character is holding and I can't tell what it is because stopping at the right time took four attempts and then it has some shaded gradient over the screen.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Yeah, when one click is interpreted as "show the UI", but the step back when you miss some frames you want to look closer at is longer than the time it takes to hide the UI from no activity. And then you do pause it at the right time finally and the fucking video player goes, "oh you paused it, time for me to display other shit in front of the background jokes you're trying to read or the frames of nice butt you're trying to appreciate".

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    It's very perceptible to people who know how it should be. I remember when CFL's were being pushed, and they had to "warm up". Then we got LED bulbs that have 500-1500ms latency from cold to lit. We deserve better.

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago

    At least they're in one place. My brother's latest apartment is wired like a Zelda puzzle, and the switches are scattered around the living area.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    The real issue with this picture is not the "user experience", unless it is a hotel or some public place where customers are intended to interact with the devices.

    The real issue is that the switches and plates aren't lined up right.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago*

    That really is too many switches in the same place.

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    Label makers exist, John.

    Edit: just wanna thank Hawke for once again downvoting me. Love me a good stalker.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Lol piss off a lemming somewhere?

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Probably. I’m kinda a bitch.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

    Lol glancing at your profile I imagine your actions may have been warranted. Lots of twats on .ml.

    I've met some decent ones from there that can have a conversation. But they are few and far between.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I dunno. Might have taken it too far a few times.

    I blocked all of .ml to keep myself from seeing and replying to them. Best thing I’ve ever done on Lemmy.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Ten year old me is desperate to use the label maker I got for Christmas.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    The hilarity of your home wiring being sassed by the (admittedly amazing) guy whose video games boil down to "kill stuff, hit switches" with escalating difficulty and frustration.

    On the one hand, I'd love our paths to cross. On the other, I'd relish the thought that he'd sweat just a little when trying to figure out anything inside my home.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Never noticed an issue with LEDs. Those CFLs though.

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Blink.

    Blink.

    Blink blink.

    Bzzzzzzz....

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    That blinking is a good thing. That means that the bulb is running on a pre-heat starter, which gets the electrodes hot before sending full voltage through the fixture. This greatly extends the light's lifespan. The modern "rapid start" and "instant start" starters just do the shotgun approach of forcing a ton of voltage through the tube, which succeeds in instantly starting it but also blasts off some of the emissive coating on the filaments. A tube running on one of those starters will fail a lot faster and the ends of the tubes will blacken quickly from the coating.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Is that a landlord special paint job, followed by a two different approaches that were ineffective but still obvious (and who knows how many other non-obvious) attempts to fix the landlord special paint job, followed by just giving up?

    Or maybe the scratches are labels and not attempts to scratch all the paint off? L for "light" and the rest open secret doors in some sort of video game level complex?

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    There's one room in my place where there are no fixed switches (well there's one, but it doesn't seem to do anything). So, all the lights are on the lamps themselves. This is obviously the best user interface in terms of knowing what a switch does. It turns on the light that's directly next to the switch. But, it's the worst system for lighting up a dark room, because you have to make your way through the darkness to find the lamp, find its switch, and turn it on.

    Lights in the wall are a compromise in terms of switch-to-light user interface obviousness in favour of being able to see the UI or to find it in the dark.

    As for knowing what turns on what, if you live somewhere you learn within a week or so what light does what. Your first week after a move is normally dedicated to more important things like finding your clean underwear. So, by the time you could start labelling switches to know what they do, you often don't need to do that anymore. The one place where labels would really help is hotels, Air BnB places, and maybe guest rooms.

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