Doesn't even need to be a magic rock. A regular one thrown at your head also does wonders.
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In Superman The Animated Series Batman (and the Joker) discover that a jade dragon is actually made out of kryptonite because the owners die after a few months.
And in some of the stories Lex Luthor loses his hair because of his kryptonite experiments.
So at least in those universes it's also harmful for humans.
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Everybody's weakness is a rock if you hit them with it hard enough.
Kryptonite lays him out right away even from a reasonable distance.
Even the plutonium demon core won't kill us right away.
A little touch of hydrogen cyanide and we're gone though. We're fragile AF
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If we're talking pure elements at room temperature, people can die from extended contact/eating/breathing beryllium, fluorine, phosphorous, hlorine, chromium, cobalt, arsenic, cadmium, antimony, cesium, mercury, thallium, lead, bismuth, polonium, radium, thorium, uranium, plutonium, and americium. That doesn't even count all of the heavier than air gases that will kill you in a couple of deep breaths. People are very squishy and prone to getting injured by things.
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Ah man I've not heard Kryptonite in years
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"What if I pretend like people are saying something stupid and then cleverly refute it? Yes, that will make an excellent meme."
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So is a kidney stone
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Yeah but I'm not super. How's he supposed to call himself super if he's weak to the same shit I am.
Yeah but uranium kills you after a bit, kryptonite takes him out instantly.
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One big rock from space can wipe out the entire planet.
You can brain anyone with a rock.
Rock + Isaac Newton = death
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Nice try but I eat Uranium for breakfast.
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Most rocks are my weakness, if thrown hard enough
- get near the white house
- stop time
- summon a 1lb rock of pure polonium 212
- resume time
- profit
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I mean yes, but so is to much air, to little air, time, gravity, the sun, pointy sticks, our own biology every form of life in existence and failure to poop correctly.
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plutonium is also poisonous beyond the radiation it emits.
Not only a single type. There is a lot of toxic or radioactive elements in nature
I defy OP to link me to a source of someone both:
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unironically making fun of Superman for having a rock as his weakness, and
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not already being challenged immediately on their statement within that same source
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