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[+] 21 points 10 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Bro, I will use my 3 months of bbj to slip behind the bear and put him in a rear naked choke. That's right, I am going bear back.

    This is the moment I wake up from a mix of blood loss and concussion from one swipe of his paw.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    I'm sure I could outrun a koala bear. Which isn't fighting, and koala's aren't bears, but I totally could!

    Also, technically, I can beat any bear in a fistfight, because bears can't make fists and would thus be disqualified immediately upon disemboweling me!

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