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[–] 276 points 10 months ago (2 children)

She hasn't heard from him since? She'd better unclench and make sure he's okay...

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Nature eventually balances itself in an environment, in a ecosystem.

    Just a few years ago the billionaires were running the story in all media that the world is too overpopulated and can't handle more than 9 billion and there won't be enough resources. Suddenly after covid they realize that they need the wage slave feudal system for their power and now boo hoo nobody is making children anymore.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

    Are there any solutions to this, and if the US were a socialist society, what would people do?

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  • [–] 101 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Some of us pay good money for that

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  • [–] 38 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree

    (Unless it's feces; that's not out-of-the-box sanitary)

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  • [–] 60 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Well feces ideally isn't a fluid

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  • [–] 50 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm SORRY if we can't all meet Cosmo's latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can't handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don't deserve it at its most-viscous.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.

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  • [–] 163 points 10 months ago (67 children)

    If you can't laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago (27 children)

    bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away

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  • [–] -4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (26 children)

    Unless you're like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.

    Edit: can't help myself, there's an abnormal amount of angry small dick fuckers here(of which, you are not one!).

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  • [–] 55 points 10 months ago (25 children)

    I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.

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  • [–] -3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (23 children)

    I would ask you to look it up.

    Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (15 children)

    I think they disagree because not having a micropenis (in the medical sense) doesn't imply that you are above average.

    Assuming penis length is distributed normally exactly 50% of people are below average. If you remove 0.15‰ from that you are practically still left with about 50% that don't have a micropenis and are below average.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What if 90% of people have the exact average length, and the rest are the bell curve?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Nice though experiment, but doesn't hold up to scrutiny on many levels (not meant in a condescending way, just to spinn that thought experiment further)

    First, we can't even agree on how/what to exactly measure with penis length. Even if we fixed that, the actual distribution itself doesn't have buckets (like size ranges) but would contain all data points individually. If we measure with unreasonably high precision and assume that penis length is a real (in a mathematical sense) number than there is a 0% chance that two people have the same penis length and there would be no person that has an exactly average penis length.

    Stepping back from this thought experiment, there is data for penis length and the standard deviation is wider than most people would expect, it's far from 90% being average unless your average bucket is something like 5-20cm

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  • [–] -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (11 children)

    Homie, there is no swaying me.

    Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.

    Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.

    Edit to add: doesn't matter if they do or not!

    What's important is it not being fucking important!

    Edit edit: I think that last line is one of coolest things I ever typed.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    Being swayed by facts is not a bad thing

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  • [–] -2 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Oh, my bad.

    Is there suddenly a large influx of small dicked people?

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    You tried, damn. People getting mad about dicks up in here

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I'm not mad about dicks. I'm mad about misuse of statisdicks.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    That's funny AF!

    I'm using this comment to say I fucked up the meaning of "average".

    Honestly I was just trying to make some Internet stranger smile.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    I really appreciate people helping other people especially because the internet is often such a harsh and toxic place, but I don't think presenting a counter that's factually wrong really helps.

    And you are right, it's not important. I mean it's not even a requirement to have a penis at all for intimacy. So unless you don't have a tongue, no hands (not even 10 fingers required) you should be ok. You could also try toys.

    Penis length is often an ego thing and that's hard to fix in a lemmy comment.

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  • [–] -1 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    You are the first person to mention micropenis

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    Lol, thanks for trying to use that as a cudgel. I'm comfortable with the size of my bits.

    But thanks for focusing on that.

    Edit to add: this entire interaction started with me telling someone they didn't have one!

    This is really not a good look for you homie, trying to dog pile on at the last minute...

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    But you're still the first to mention it. Why are you telling someone they don't have a micropenis when they didn't say anything to suggest they had one? It makes no sense. That's why your thread was so off the rails, because you started a massive non sequitur.

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  • [–] -1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Thanks for focusing on my bits.

    But trust, you don't have to.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I'm not talking about your "bits". I'm talking about your inability to make sensible conversation.

    You know when you got defensive abs tried to say you were "just trying to make someone feel better"? That only happened because you implied they had a micropenis for no fucking reason.

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I guess wearing a rigid mask?

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  • [+] -6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah.

    Perfectly one that shows you as a terrible person.

    Go ahead and dawn a donald trump mask. You deserve it!

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (23 children)

    We laugh at hexbear accounts. Lol cowbee and so on.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (22 children)

    I'll admit I goatded some of those idiots(and got banned from a bunch of communities), but they are extremely smart people.

    Edit to clarify.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (16 children)

    I'm sure that they are. So are we. The difference is we can be smart, hold an opinion, and not be insufferable.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (15 children)

    "we"‽

    You might be smart. But I'm dumb as fuck.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (14 children)

    Idk I like your username so it sounded smart. My PhD is not related to social things.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (11 children)

    Thanks for looking, but I'm pretty pro Palestine.

    Don't know if that changes your opinion. But I chose this name many moons ago.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    I don't think there's anything not smart about being pro Palestine. I think that's a safely considered opinion.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Are you a protest non voter?

    If you answer "yes" I'm going to give you shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    No, that is a dumb position to have. I thought you said we are smart?

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    Still can't believe I attracted the attention of an actually doctor! Sorry about all the replies!

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    (Goaded* sorry not trying to be a dick just trying to be helpful)

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    They are either intentionally lying (which is what I think they are doing) or completely ignorant to the historical context they reference. Either way smart is not how I'd describe them.

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  • [–] 56 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    That's honestly hilarious. I'd be laughing

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    [–] 53 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Lord, I'd cum and then propose.

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  • [–] 34 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Dude got suffocated by an anus.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    He's been busy shopping for a ring

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