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[–] 38 points 10 months ago (5 children)

One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree

(Unless it's feces; that's not out-of-the-box sanitary)

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  • [–] 60 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Well feces ideally isn't a fluid

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  • [–] 50 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm SORRY if we can't all meet Cosmo's latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can't handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don't deserve it at its most-viscous.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.

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