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[–] 163 points 10 months ago (67 children)

If you can't laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽

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  • [–] 32 points 10 months ago (27 children)

    bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away

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  • [–] 55 points 10 months ago (25 children)

    I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (15 children)

    I think they disagree because not having a micropenis (in the medical sense) doesn't imply that you are above average.

    Assuming penis length is distributed normally exactly 50% of people are below average. If you remove 0.15‰ from that you are practically still left with about 50% that don't have a micropenis and are below average.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    Being swayed by facts is not a bad thing

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    You tried, damn. People getting mad about dicks up in here

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I'm not mad about dicks. I'm mad about misuse of statisdicks.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    That's funny AF!

    I'm using this comment to say I fucked up the meaning of "average".

    Honestly I was just trying to make some Internet stranger smile.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    I really appreciate people helping other people especially because the internet is often such a harsh and toxic place, but I don't think presenting a counter that's factually wrong really helps.

    And you are right, it's not important. I mean it's not even a requirement to have a penis at all for intimacy. So unless you don't have a tongue, no hands (not even 10 fingers required) you should be ok. You could also try toys.

    Penis length is often an ego thing and that's hard to fix in a lemmy comment.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    Lol, thanks for trying to use that as a cudgel. I'm comfortable with the size of my bits.

    But thanks for focusing on that.

    Edit to add: this entire interaction started with me telling someone they didn't have one!

    This is really not a good look for you homie, trying to dog pile on at the last minute...

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I'm not talking about your "bits". I'm talking about your inability to make sensible conversation.

    You know when you got defensive abs tried to say you were "just trying to make someone feel better"? That only happened because you implied they had a micropenis for no fucking reason.

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    I guess wearing a rigid mask?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (23 children)

    We laugh at hexbear accounts. Lol cowbee and so on.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (22 children)

    I'll admit I goatded some of those idiots(and got banned from a bunch of communities), but they are extremely smart people.

    Edit to clarify.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    (Goaded* sorry not trying to be a dick just trying to be helpful)

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (16 children)

    I'm sure that they are. So are we. The difference is we can be smart, hold an opinion, and not be insufferable.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (14 children)

    Idk I like your username so it sounded smart. My PhD is not related to social things.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    I don't think there's anything not smart about being pro Palestine. I think that's a safely considered opinion.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Are you a protest non voter?

    If you answer "yes" I'm going to give you shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    No, that is a dumb position to have. I thought you said we are smart?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

    They are either intentionally lying (which is what I think they are doing) or completely ignorant to the historical context they reference. Either way smart is not how I'd describe them.

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