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[–] -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (11 children)

Homie, there is no swaying me.

Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.

Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.

Edit to add: doesn't matter if they do or not!

What's important is it not being fucking important!

Edit edit: I think that last line is one of coolest things I ever typed.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    Being swayed by facts is not a bad thing

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  • [–] -2 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Oh, my bad.

    Is there suddenly a large influx of small dicked people?

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    You tried, damn. People getting mad about dicks up in here

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I'm not mad about dicks. I'm mad about misuse of statisdicks.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    That's funny AF!

    I'm using this comment to say I fucked up the meaning of "average".

    Honestly I was just trying to make some Internet stranger smile.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    I really appreciate people helping other people especially because the internet is often such a harsh and toxic place, but I don't think presenting a counter that's factually wrong really helps.

    And you are right, it's not important. I mean it's not even a requirement to have a penis at all for intimacy. So unless you don't have a tongue, no hands (not even 10 fingers required) you should be ok. You could also try toys.

    Penis length is often an ego thing and that's hard to fix in a lemmy comment.

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