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[–] 134 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Damn, Ukraine really went crazy with its 2026 counteroffensive.

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  • [–] 69 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    From the Sea to the Sea to the Sea to the Sea to the Sea

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  • [–] 47 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    "Wait, it's all Ukraine?"

    "Always has been."

    🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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  • [–] 117 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I was already born, so my chances of being born elsewhere are actually much lower, I think

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I choose to not be born in 2026

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Siberia is not part of Europe you weirdos.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    One could say the map simply counted transcontinental countries as where the majority of the population lives, but French Guiana isn't colored like Europe.

    Also interesting that the southern border of Mexico is apparently the border between North and South America.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago

    Looks at Australia

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    That's an odd way to divide it up. Without Mexico, the US would be much, much lower. Every continent map shows Russia as part of Asia.

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    For this specific purpose it probably does make sense to consider Russia part of Europe. If we go by the common Europe-Asia dividing line of the Ural mountains then a large majority of Russia's population is in the European half, so most Russian births are probably in the European bit

    The weird thing about the Americas to me is that only Mexico, the US, and Canada are counted. I don't think I've ever seen anyone that draws a dividing line between North and South America do so anywhere except at the Darien Gap, nor have I seen anyone put all of the Caribbean islands in South America. Iberoamerica or similar cultural region terms, sure, but South America the continent?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Well, the person that made this is making russia very happy that they they are now European, lol.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    For any parents trying to find their new baby, starting the search in Asia seems like a good strategy! Book a flight immediately after birth.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I'd immagine it being 0% across the world, it is still 2025...

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Wait when was Russia part of Europe.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Western part is in Europe, east of the Caucasus mountains is Asia. Map is slightly ehh in that regard.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I think you might be confusing the Ural Mountains with the Caucasus Mountains?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Russia west of the Ural mountains is Europe, east is Asia. But the Caucasus mountains are also a border between Europe and Asia.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    *on preferably

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Hehe, when I made the comment above, my brain had changed the sentence to be:

    Chance of having been born in each continent in 2026

    Which sounded funny to me.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    It’s interesting that the places that make lots of babies are also the source of emigration to places that make fewer babies.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Now do “chance of dying of any cause under the age of 20” per continent.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    They not only screwed up their continent borders, but they forgot the continent of Antarctica. There are tons of researchers who spend months (maybe years?) living there while working. It's extremely low, but there's a non-zero chance someone could be born there.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Looks like there have officially only ever been 11 Antarctic births, and none since 1985. While you're right that it's likely non-zero, it's also probably zero.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Antarctica

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Wow, Asia's still ahead, I wouldn't have guessed that.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I suppose this is the sort of map fear-fomenting rightwing racists would use to support their arguments about white replacement theory. It would be pretty effective. Sigh.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    So.

    I hear that India is getting better but lots of it is pretty shit.

    Large parts of Africa are similarly underdeveloped.

    Why are birth rates so high in these regions and not in more developed areas?

    Like. I understand the thesis that things are pretty shit so why have kids that prevails in more developed nations - but why does that not hold true in less developed ones? Where things are arguably more shit?

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Why are birth rates so high in these regions and not in more developed areas?

    Development is exactly what makes birth rates go down. People also used to have more kids in developed countries in the past, and it went down the more the countries' development indicators went up.

    The reason? It's not simple, there are entire theses over the subject and, likely, different causes, but roughly, it's lower education levels, more religious influence, less women rights, criminality, etc. For many people in poorer places, having kids is not an option at all. It "just happens." Actually choosing to have kids is something very recent historically and far from something universal.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    If you can figure out the answer to this question, you deserve a Nobel prize.

    Every country on earth seems to be seeing the same phenomenon: the more developed and comfortable life in your country gets, the more your birthrate tanks. There are lots of theories, but nobody seems to have a good explanation or know what to do about it.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    because "developed nations" are filled with self-indulgent narcissistic selfish people who would understandably spend their resources, all that time and energy, for something more enjoyable than trying to breed some more self-indulgent narcissistic selfish 💩

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    The answer is that those regions are lesser educated and are less likely to know about or use contraceptives. Another is that many of those families hope to obtain cheap child labour in their farms and other itinerary trade. This is why the excessive birth problem is particularly pronounced in the more underdeveloped parts of these countries and not the middle to high class areas.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

    okay. americas, eurasia, africa, australia, antarctica, oceania. happy?

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    Hopefully reincarnation doesn't exist, so I don't have to live in Africa or India.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I would just like to point out that e.g. according to buddhist belief, where/how you are reborn depends on what you helped to create in your previous life.

    this is to be understood both biologically and psychologically. i.e. when you hurt someone, like your neighbor, chances are high that you're going to experience the same action done to you in your next life, but also if you help somebody ofc.

    so the chance of being reborn in africa if you live in the US today are ... low, i'd say.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    How many of those countries have been subject to neocolonialism and CIA coups? Lots of people support politicians who want to continue stealing from and exploiting countries in Africa and elsewhere, so by that logic it seems to me that the chances are pretty high, actually.

    I don't think enough people are being born in Palestine to accommodate all the American souls who karmically ought to be reborn there.

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  • [–] -3 points 10 months ago*

    I wonder where the data starts.

    I mean technically each sperm/egg combo has the potential to become a human in some scenario.

    Did they include each time someone knocks one out of the park on their own?

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