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[+] 162 points 10 months ago (17 children)
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  • [–] 49 points 10 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Fixed that empty space at the bottom

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  • [–] 29 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    As if cassette tapes were some obscure niche and not a major media format for years

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Those of us who used them ain't dead yet!

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    I'm young enough that CDs had taken over by the time I was born, but my parents still used their massive cassette collection for about a decade.

    So this should be familiar to people born after cassette's prime time

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    I literally use them for my baby. I've got stacks of old rubbish on tape (got them for free) that's getting taped over to provide easy, tactile storage of spoken word and music. Nothing obscure is being destroyed - it's naff compilation tapes and similar shite. If they wear out then I can just dump the digital audio onto another tape.

    They're easy to choose from, don't play infinitely, fairly hard-wearing, and the quality isn't bad because the tape deck I record with is a fancy direct-drive unit.

    It's kinda funny recreating some old Swedish comedy stuff for her. As in, when I was little I had tapes that were either dubbed from other tapes or from records that a family member borrowed from a library in Stockholm. For my daughter I'm grabbing the audio from YouTube rather than the library abroad, but the end result is the same. Multiple levels of nostalgia and a load of tapes aren't going to landfill.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    My app happened to crop the caption so I didn't even see it until I saw your comment. I wholeheartedly agree with you, but also don't like that it lead me to that negative value caption.

    Tl;dr your comment has neutral value 😀

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    Lol chill, we millennials aren't that old.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Back in the early 90ies I would sometimes find smashed cassettes on the ground with the tape floating in the wind, while coming back from school. I'd grab the tape and splice it into another cassette so that I could hear what was on it.

    I've never found anything more than boring music but the act of "repairing" the tape made me feel like a spy.

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  • [–] 64 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What in the boomer shit is this caption?

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    My first acy of piracy, tho I did not know it at the time, was recording songs from the radio to blank cassettes.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    That wasn’t piracy. That was fair use.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    I don't think that's how Fair Use works.

    ...by which I mean, it's not.

    Not that it really matters. Much like those idiotic FBI warnings on media. I'm in the UK and seeing them annoys me no end. The pirated stuff doesn't have the warning! I bought it! Fuck off! Also you have no jurisdiction, you arrogant twats.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Corp._of_America_v._Universal_City_Studios%2C_Inc.

    ruled that the making of individual copies of complete television shows for purposes of time shifting does not constitute copyright infringement, but can instead be defended as fair use

    This is video recording of broadcast media, but is the same idea as audio recording broadcast media.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago

    My sister had a cassette player with built in TV. We later found you could record shows by linking the RCA out to the cassette line in, and do the reverse for playback...however the volume of the casette controlled how large the image would be on the screen, so a bit tricky for playback

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Lol, how old do you think this is? Only people under 30 likely won't get it.

    ...there are dozens of us!

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I'm so old I remember the music industry trying to ban the sale of blank cassettes because of copyright infringement. Oh how we laughed at them.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    That cartoon has a glaring error: cassette tapes did not perform the pencil surgery on each other. Humans performed the pencil surgery on the cassette tapes.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago* (11 children)

    Bic pens were better because their caps were shaped perfectly for the job.

    BiC Cristal Original Ball Pen

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    I dont know which cap you had but it was the worst idea because my caps were round and unsuitable for that. I used the pen itself.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago* (7 children)

    The part that protruded down from the cap along the side of the pen to form the "pocket clip" fit between the gear teeth and made turning easier & more reliable - you slid the cassette down the body of the pen until that part engaged the teeth. Later I came to prefer the style of pen below due to the flatter protrusion, but both worked pretty well.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    IIRC, using two yielded the best results, as one wound while the second stabilized the other spool. 🤓

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    fuckin' hell bro, that's some PhD shit

    The Gordon Freeman of the taking up cassette slack world

    (I'm taking the piss, but man this would have halved the time it took to spool back up my old Atari tapes)

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    You would've loved the gadget that pre-teen me epoxied together from a pen body+cap and a sibling's pullback racecar mechanism.

    Wind up the bot, hold the 2nd pen & cassette, and let'er zip that tape back up to cherry new. Tubular. 🤘🏼

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Good on you friend, yeeehaa!

    I was five, maybe six when I started fucking about with my Atari 800 - I just played games while listening to Another One Bites The Dust on vinyl repeatedly. The fact that someone took on software owner's challenges at that time when I was struggling to write my own name brings me immense joy.

    Good on you dude!

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Ha! By that time, my parents had sent me to "computer summer camp" as punishment for garbling my dad's work computer (IIe? IIc?) somehow. By the end of the same summer, I was champing at the byte to go back and clunk in BASIC, Hex, and Pascal for that sweet sweet post-apoc green screen hit of dopamine. Literal magic, all of it, and I knew then I wanted to be a gawdamned wizard.

    (FWIW, years later, it was apparent they hadn't learnt their lesson when they forced me to join the church's Bible Quiz team wherein us teens memorized entire Gospel books for later use in a jeopardy-ish team battle royale format against other churchs' teams of hormonal malcontents & blithely saccharine tryhards.)

    Oh, and said sibling is apparently about your age. They weren't as excited that I'd turned their car into a tape-fixer, but then I showed them how to launch a bucket w/ an m80, so we were square. 🤣

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    Japanese pencils are slightly bigger in diameter than American ones, they fit perfectly into the cassette sprocket while American ones leave enough room for the pencil to spin without spooling the tape.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago*

    But doctor, those are my eyes.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    Cassette tapes were such an obscure format.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    That's meant to be a joke, right?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    Do you realistically think someone commenting on the Fediverse about media would seriously consider audio cassettes, one of the most popular media formats of the twentieth century, to be an obscure format?

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I mean, I've seen dumber. So, yes?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    If I actually thought they were obscure it seems unlikely I would have known the name of the format.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    You forget your audience

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    "Doctor, will I ever be able to play the piano again?"

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    For extreme emergencies..."Grab the Scotch Tape!".

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    ouch, my back

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    I could do it with my finger, no pens/pencils needed.

    The pens/pencils were more often used for manual rewinding to save battery life than getting the tape back into the cassette.

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    Tell me you are 60+yo without telling me your age.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Yeah, no…

    Casettes were still well in use into the ‘90s. CDs were expensive, and unless you bought a new car or had an aftermarket CD player installed, CD players were not likely in your car. I didn’t have a factory cd player installed in a car until 2004. Before that it was a portable player with a cassette adapter.

    So a 40yo would have a good shot at getting this joke. A 50yo should have no excuse.

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  • [–] 0 points 10 months ago

    explanation for the 7,999,999,997 people?

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