I’ve never had a honeydew that wasn’t delicious. Granted that I’ve been out of the states a few years now… is this like the red delicious apple where it used to be good, but farmers have bred the deliciousness out of them to look better aesthetically?

Why the hate on Honeydew? Honeydew is awesome!

I'll admit, sometimes you get a completely tasteless one. But get one at the sweet spot of ripeness...my god...it's ambrosia.

I was a honeydew hater until I actually had a good one. I guess it's hard to get at the perfect ripeness or something because the majority I've tasted had a bad texture or were tasteless.

A red delicious would have the same effect.

Honeydew is good you freaks!

Hey, this isn't a Star Trek meme man. Stay in your lane. XD

But seriously, love honeydew, and knowledge. I would screw it up for everyone

lol even evil snek is like yuck. XD

This is the first time in my long life I realized that some people might not like the godly nectar that is honeydew melon.

This kind of underlines what a needy sociopathic narcissist the god of the bible is.

I MADE THE GAME AND YOU ALL MUST PAYcough I mean play. You all must play my game.

I don't think anyone would sin for an apple. Mango on the other hand....

Honey dew is delicious when it's vine ripened and slightly warmed in the sun.

Lots of the time when people bash a fruit it's because they haven't had a good one. I will say that most honeydews I've had were plain, but a good honeydew tastes great!

Honeydew is unpopular because when you buy cheap honeydew, they can include too much of the rind without you being able to tell until you eat it.

Btw, how did the story of the paradise garden came to be? Historically?

A good honeydew is rare, but when you get one it's magical

Remember everyone, if Eve hadn't eaten the fruit of the tree of knowledge, none of us would be here.

The snake is the hero of the story.

I mean, the comic is fun and all, but those melons are super tasty too (and expensive where I live).

All day everyday I just assumed it was Durian and they died from extreme projectile vomiting.

Who þe heck doesn't like honeydew? It's þe best melon. Alþough, þis summer I did discover Black Diamond watermelon, and I feel as if my life has been a lie until now.

At least it's not cantaloupe. Fuckin gross musky bitch-melon, that is.

Read Genesis as a tale of solar system and earth formation, followed by animal evolution, then human evolution. For an origin myth, it's by far the closest to reality I've encountered.

"Let there be light!"

Solar ignition.

"Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures..."

First animals created were in the sea! They brought in the birds way too fast though. :)

They got the order of events mixed here and there, but if you squint real hard, you can see it. But Adam and Eve's fall from grace really nails it.

There they were, walkin' around butt naked, eating whatever they wanted, no problems. Then they decide to eat from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, and the troubles begin. They are cursed to spend their days toiling for food (beginning of agriculture), Eve is cursed with painful childbirth (we evolved big heads because we got that Knowledge).

They suddenly develop problems that animals don't have; shame of nakedness, knowledge that they'll die, struggling with morals, enmity between the sexes, etc. Cherry on top, they can't go back to monke.

CAVEAT: The version you read makes a difference. Whatever I'm cribbing off now isn't as clear as the last time I wrote about this. Also, there's a second creation story in the same damn book! Chapters 2 and 3 are a beat-for-beat repeat of 1. Who edited this mess!? 🤦🏻‍♂️