No water?

"quarter decaliter" makes me irrationally angry

No distilled water?

Mmm THF. In another life I had a sample I was preparing using THF as a solvent, and I didn’t know how these tiny black specks got into it. Took a moment to realize the THF had dissolved the adhesive that held the numbers and markings on the glass pipette I used to draw it from the bottle 😅

"The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station. We had sampled almost everything else, and now— yes, it was time for a long snort of ether. And then do the next hundred miles in a horrible, slobbering sort of spastic stupor. The only way to keep alert on ether is to do up a lot of amyls—not all at once, but steadily, just enough to maintain the focus at ninety miles an hour through Barstow."

Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

We are closer to having McSoylent non-free-refill fountains.

Many flavours, not just green.
They all taste the and tho, but there is choice™.

Where's phosphoric acid? That's the OG teeth solvent.

lemonele?

The coca cola dispenser didn't even need to be edited. I've used that stuff as a solvent for engine block corrosion more times than I can count

Ether would be good as gin and tonic, sub for tonic.