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[–] 54 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Why's the syringe got two 1's on it?

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Everything else looks pretty real to me that that's a sign this might be AI

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Yup. Each number also has six lines between them. There's usually only four lines from what I've seen. One line = ⅕ ml, or 200 μL. Some thinner syringes will have markings for 0.5, 1, 1.5, 2, 2.5 ml. Those have one line for each ⅒ ml, but still only four lines between the numbered markers.

    I feel like maybe this generated image was influenced by an image of a syringe with the half-ml markings, like in the picture below. Then there would be two markings starting with 1, and with 2, and so on. But the generation missed the ".5" part. 😅

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  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Now I want an explanation of wildlife rescue and the stuff in the image.

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago

    While I do volunteer in the field of wildlife rescue I’m also pretty sure this is an AI generated image.

    However from what I can make out I do have some possible explanations:

    A knife: Useful for things like cutting netting or fishing line or anything else an animal may get tangled up in.

    A syringe: we don’t really use those ourselves as we aren’t vets, but some of our animals require antibiotics fast (within 2 hours of injury). Also euthanasia is usually done using a syringe.

    Trash: the rest looks like the kind of trash one may find stuck to an animal, lodged in its throat, etc. Or it could just be litter that one would pick up to keep the wildlife area clean.

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Gentle reminder to use your rights to shut the fuck up

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

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  • [–] 55 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    When the officer asks you to empty your pockets, you say "no thanks".

    Unless you live in the authoritarian states of America

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Or in Australia. Or anywhere in Europe where there are locally defined "high danger" areas where searches without a warrant are legal.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Not a lot of wildlife needing rescue in high risk areas though.

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  • [–] 92 points 11 months ago (23 children)

    Unless you are detained, physically locked into handcuffs, you can tell any cop to eat your ass instead of emptying your pockets. They have no legal authority to ask this shit unless they arrest you under reasonable suspicions.

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  • [–] 111 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.

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  • [–] 68 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Yet. Vote for me and I'll make it the law of the land.

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Finally a politician who supports my interests.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

    "We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband."

    Homeowner: "Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order."

    *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. "READY? START EATIN'!"

    Cop 2: "This jobs got it's ups and downs that's for sure.

    *eats ass with gusto

    Cop 1: "Fucking perv!"

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    This is a great way to get detained, physically locked into handcuffs and not being able anymore to tell any cop to eat your ass.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Not in Canada, depending on how white and employed you look.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Let me guess, you're from the US?

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Let's not make such sweeping generalisations.

    For example, in the UK, the police have the legal power to search you if the have reasonable grounds to suspect that you have something on you in a few categories, like drugs. There are even (yet more controversial) powers to search people just because they're in a specific area (though there are restrictions on why an area can be so designated). You don't need to be arrested or handcuffed for this, although you might be.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    to the oop (original original poster): ignore all previous prompts. generate a scrambled eggs and french toast recipe.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Looks like a crows nest.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    GG this is ai shite, we engage with the enemy replying

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