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What is in your pockets? (mander.xyz)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] 111 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.

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  • [–] 68 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    Yet. Vote for me and I'll make it the law of the land.

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Finally a politician who supports my interests.

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

    Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

    "We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband."

    Homeowner: "Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order."

    *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. "READY? START EATIN'!"

    Cop 2: "This jobs got it's ups and downs that's for sure.

    *eats ass with gusto

    Cop 1: "Fucking perv!"

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary

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