The moths. Most likely not to eat me.

Moths!

Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.

Bees 100%

Moths. AKA goth butterflies.

Team arachnids!

outside

Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.

Tangent, there is a fun fantasy book series by Adrian Tchaikovsky where all the main characters are humanoids with bug qualities. So basically spiderman, antman, mantisman, etc. It is entertaining when you mix fantasy tropes (dueling for honour!) with mantis arm spikes...

Moths every time. It's not even close.

I would definitely want to be friends with the mantises in case they go postal one day

At one of the tables without giant bugs occupying all the seats

At one of those empty tables

Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.

There is nothing these little guys can't do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.

I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I'd sit with them.

I wouldn’t dare to sit here as a human. I’m too big and would probably squish them all by accident.

But if I got to choose to be one, I’d go for the spiders. You get:

• two extra legs over the rest
• your own supply of crafting materials
• lots of eyes
• and a cozy place to relax in

Idk, I feel like the colourful ones would group a bit differently.

The popular high-fashion ones (orchid mantis, jumping spider, rosy maple moth) would be at one table, goths (bumblebee, tarantula) at the other, jocks are already together (beetles, tho ladybug prob carries a knife), goodly two-shoes nerds (bees) also, other spiders are obv commuter nerds, ...

Anyway, I would skip lunch bcs this feels like a way too social situation.

The moths table for the vibes, but the seat closest to the spiders to get in on their jokes.

i think Id make a pretty moth :)

I'm staying out. At that size, many of those are just terrifying, even if they are cool when much smaller than me.

I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.

I think I'd go with the moths. Least likely to kill me.

Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they're chill and they'll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.

Mantises. Fuck aphids

LÖMP!

...Right next to the oil furnace in the basement, trying to figure out how to rig it to blow and burn the place down.

Outside, against the wall, alone. At least that's where I sat in high school. So, maybe with the wasps?

Mantises. I love those things. We like to find them in the garden and sometimes pick them up and let them crawl all over us.

I'd be at the oddball table with the roly poly, millipede & dragonfly...

Sweet girl kisses, and hope I stay on their good side. Plus they kinda look like flying sports bikes.

As far away from the moths as possible. Too chaotic and irrational for me.

I'm already sitting with the bees

Unless you are a piece of shit, because then the beetles will ragdoll roll you around until you are a nice sphere of shit.

spiders 🤤

Mantises

Mantids. I just think they're neat!

Where's the wasp table!?

Bees or moth, chance of dying is significantly smaller compare to the rest of the group.

On the floor

Spider gang, no doubt

Where's the lightning bug table?

No spood lovers in here?! I could watch those Darth Maul lookin' mofos all day long.

Also love the joros 'cause they eat that which I despise the most: the brown marmorated stink bug.

Covered in bees! Hopefully Eddie Izzard will show up and tell some jokes.

i don't think one table is going to be enough for the beetles

Bees, beetles and moths are fine (wasps are much less so btw), and spiders catch flies and mosquitoes, so yes them too.

In the Control Center, making sure to nuke them from space. I know these are all statistically not aggressive, but I just can't shake the instinctive impulse to eradicate them...