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2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop

2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!

Beans.

It'll be fucking beans.

.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community

Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?

AMA: I'm the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!

There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.

The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036

REMAIN INDOORS. Do not mention The Event.

Half Life 3

Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.

For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.

I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!

Assuming Lemmy is still around by then, the front page will have a cat on it.

President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files

Voyager 1's final official ping confirmed, exactly 60 years after launch. 🫡 Farewell, old friend.

Border Patrol Drones now using LLM-based "Predictive Empathy" to screen migrants. Ethical lapse or necessary evil?

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”

“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”

Don't know ... I can't afford internet credits in order to access a connection.

thread about how ai is stupid but its written by an ai and the earth is just ai

Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

Probably blaze talking about a reddit thread about the fediverse /pos

If Lemmy will be a thing then

It’ll literally be a criminal hub, with a bunch of anonymized posts joking about dodging corpos. Probably.

And owls. Still owls.

FBI? No, I am not opening up.

Which Lemmy instance? It's federated and each server is different. It's like asking "what will be the top post on the forum" or "what'll be pinned on Discord".

Something about some new scientific discovery or new technology that will ruin everything but then doesn't

Femcelmemes and lesbian memes or just yuri, the comments will be catgirls meowing at eachother for headpats and girlcuddles

Bats! Lots of bats!

Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump

Idk but an AI will have written it, and 99.9% of its views will be from bots.

Roofman is released (the remake starring Roman Christou, not the dude it's about)

Maybe the latest discovery by Dragonfly.

Far fewer people will be able to read it, without doing something illicit and maybe expensive, although certain countries will still be free enough. On the other hand, it (or PieFed or a future version) could be endorsed by the remaining nations, or just have had some more exoduses of users come in.

Slight chance the AI winter we're going into is short and some specific fusion with classical algorithms succeeds at AGI, so singularity stuff is going on and being posted about. 2038 problem, as someone else mentioned.

Edit: Q-day stuff could be done, coming soon or ongoing. If it's done - which I kinda expect - it's still a massive source of both breaches and fun mods on old, locked software and hardware.

I didn’t realize Lemmy had a front page.

404 probably. There will be better tech in 10 years.

Google tracks user

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