🤌 GORLAMI

Amen. 🙏

We should be so lucky.

It'll probably collapse on a kindergarten tour group while piggy is in Europe meeting with Putin.

I have never been horny before in my life, on account of being asexual, but the thought of this ballroom collapsing under shitty building practices while housing the top thousand richest bastards in society, is certainly making me feel something hormonal.

Along those same lines, they should have a Wizard of Oz ball using the original snow recipe from the movie.

I expect they'll probably follow code anyway? Because you know as soon as dipshit is out of there, they're going to have to inspect that thing for safety reasons. And the contractor probably doesn't want the reputation of building absolute crap.

On the other hand, if he's as good as picking construction contractors as he is at picking lawyers or cabinet positions, well...

Seriously. i get ignoring zoning and permitting because fuck everyone else, but skipping CODE requirements just means your building fucking sucks.

Shhhhhhh! Let him play in his castle. It keeps him quiet.

Can’t say as much about submarines, though.

wir haben es nicht gewußt!

probably certainly

FTFY.

Even if by some miracle it isn't an unsafe, condemned piece of shit, it's still a blight and a travesty of historical proportions that will need to be corrected by restoring it to the previous design.

Hey, Canada, that's kind of your thing isn't it? Seriously, though, please just burn the while fucking White House to the ground! (again) Cause we're never gonna be able to get Diaper Donnie's stench out, anyway...

That seems like a feature not a bug. I don'thave an issue with tearing literally everything down that's tied to him.

Yes, the Trump-Epstein Friendship Ballroom

Might even have something to do with bubbas balls

yeah come give it the ol 1812 special please

He’ll blame THAT on Obama.

That’s not going to happen because it’s not going to be built. The next president is going to inherit a demolition site and the Republicans are going to complain that the Democrats are denigrating the office of the president by failing to deal with the construction site.

If the US gets a new president in 2029, I'll be devastated if they don't take the opportunity to do a major speach or something against the backdrop of a half derelict East Wing - it would be iconic.

If Trump leaves office willingly before it's completed, I'll eat mine.

It’s moving right along, just like the wall.

With an electrical fire in a ballroom full of 900 of Trump's enablers and the doors fail to open due to corner cutting?

Funny thing is, even Nero wasn't this blatantly corrupt and evil. Most of the myth of the 'fiddling while Rome burned' story came as propaganda from his enemies (long after he was dead too). What we're seeing here is undeniable proof that Trump is the biggest POS in America

A DC burner instead of a CD burner.

You can bet they're Israeli and Russian contractors working on planting as many bugs as they can

Why?

Why would it have to? I mean, in pretty sure its designed and built by foreign parties, at this point

Which one? I thought they were already in CC

The Art of the Upsell.

I think it should be turned into a homeless shelter.

You shouldn't sit in a seat of such power and prestige without being forced to reconcile the most downtrodden and in-need citizens you are serving.

Anyway, vote for me in in 2028. My platform is, I'm tired of watching you all fuck this up.

We all should care. Not only is the east wing destroyed but that’s $350M taxpayers money down the drain. If it doesn’t meet building code we’ll also be on the hook to rebuild it. This is yet more harm to the country and its people.

…… while I’m aware taco Don claimed to have secret private donors, does anyone remember how it went for Mexico paying for his stupid wall?

The gestapo feels emboldened to do black bag raids because they are certain the targets aren’t armed.

Violence is not the solution. Justice is the solution.