Dude, I'm on 80k a year. Pretty sure I couldn't afford a gazillion-dollar wedding in Venice

Pffft. * Laughs in telecom*

Wear a damn helmet, you guys!

I poo at work

Oh, I've been cutting the visible mold off for years. Same applies to things like jam (jelly). Spoon out the mouldy bit, then crack on.

Should I be ded?

Bravo, sir.

It am

Just needs a little pat on the head from Bubba

In yo ass

I hate the man with every fibre of my being. I've hated him since I was a youngster in the 80s. Just getting a bit tired of seeing your gif is all.

Matt Tebbutt. Presenter of Saturday Kitchen, chef, author, weapons-grade bellend.

And he dyes his hair a weird shade of chestnut.

Yeh, we get it. Trump sucked a dick. The gif is getting old