"It's the 24th goddamned century, and we still haven't mastered basic cable management."
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Maybe it's all wireless and the cable horror is just for messing with intruders.
Meanwhile cable management in Star Wars:

Pffft. * Laughs in telecom*
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Tech #1 - Do you see the wire I'm wiggling?
Tech #2 - The blue one?
Tech #1 - Yes try tugging on it
Tech #2 - Ok..anything?
Tech #1 - Nope try the other blue one
This goes on until they found the right blue wire......for another 20min
Cardassian cable management is the strongest evidence of their non superiority.
"Wait a minute, none of the punchdowns match the listed switch ports."
Oh dear... 🔪

cracks knuckles
Alright, time to do a scream test
pulls a random cable





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