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[–] 215 points 11 months ago (10 children)

She's kissing him the way European men say "hello". It doesn't seem romantic to me at all

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  • [–] [S] 101 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    It's a WOMAN and he is a MAN and DONALD TRUMP does not suck DONG and if he did suck DONG it would not be GAY because MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    She's leaning forward like he is made of plutonium and she wants to minimize her exposure and not come in contact with any contaminants

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  • [–] 105 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Power couple? What has she done? "I don't care, do you"?

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  • [–] 78 points 11 months ago

    She is very clearly disgusted by him, and he is incapable of love so I know that one on the right is 200% bullshit.

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  • [–] 76 points 11 months ago (8 children)
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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    What was the context ? that's insane

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  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Methinks they doth protest too much.

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  • [–] 46 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    i would love to be in the room when his staffers advise him to counter the bubba allegations... like sir.. you must kiss melania or else everyone will think you sucked bill clinton off

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 40 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Lol she don’t wanna be near him and certainly doesn’t love him

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  • [–] 38 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    There is a 0% chance he has ever given her an orgasm.

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago* (4 children)

    That assumes Kremlin T-1000s even have orgasms...

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  • [+] -25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    In your fevered daydream imagination, is there anything that isn't Russia Russia Russia? You Americans fascinate me. I grew up reading 1950s and 1960s MAD Magazines and books, and even then they skewered that hysteria. Has it been bred into you by selective gene editing?

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago

    Wow, ok now I’m starting to believe in bubba shlorpin’

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Lmao what is the source for this?

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  • [–] 27 points 11 months ago

    More like America's white power couple.

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Bubba Bill Clinton

    Or

    Bubba, Jizzlaine's horse

    You decide.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    The brother who sent the email already came out and said it wasn't bill

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  • [–] 23 points 11 months ago

    I'll bet those tiny hands of his made it look massive.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Oh trump, don't pull the Melania thread too hard,it'll unravel very quickly

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Trump is just a bitter old New York queen, all the sas, the drama, the high heels. I never connected the dots but now all of it makes sense.

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  • [–] 39 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Trump like only little girls and grown men.

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  • [–] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    And possibly horses.

    (Ghislaine Maxwell's horse's name was Bubba)

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  • [+] 17 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago

    Trump and his beard.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    No kisses, your breath stinks!

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    I’m straight and so is my work husband.

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  • [+] 8 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Ayyyy. Relax guy!

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It was pointed out to me that if you look at the phone screen in the hand of the person standing at the left, you see that Chump is walking by himself - so obviously doctored.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    That is one gay AF kiss.

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