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I didn't think I would have to throw down today.

He, also suffers from the same genital defects as Hitler. Fun fact.

Living in a cell is such a drag.

He sucks cock, just to make sure he isn't gay.

A good poop cures a lot of ailments.

First I read "My CRAP." Glad your pain is gone.

Botched like his penis surgery.

I believe they removed his brain and it mysteriously went missing.

Old country is great. Dolly, Willie, Patsy, Waylon, Hank, Cash.

Only new stuff I like is Sturgill. He's great.

I've had my ipad for 6 years and still feels new. Still gets updates.