I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.
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A, A, A, and A
F, P, I, K
No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame
Come over to my place, let's make that shit happen
No peanut butter
E: Am I a joke to you?
Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.
Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?
since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.
DDDD.
Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.
I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!
I dont even know what a banoffe pie or fluffernutter is but i want to try both of them. Then after ill go for mint oreo and churro
Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.
Oatmeal times 4
Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!
A, B, E, and H.
No snickerdoodle?
Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee
A - don't mess with success
B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
I - for science!
G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.
I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.
Always oatmeal raisin. A lot of the other options you present seem too sweet without introducing any more complex flavors or new textures.
If it was sea salt caramel chocolate chip, then A would be my number one choice.
Otherwise, from this list, it would probably be D, K, F, A. Though that list isn't solid or stable.
ABDF
Red velvet is probably the sweetest cookie there that I would care to eat. The rest feel overwhelmingly sugar loaded.
Choc chip, choc chip, Sweet potato and gingerbread seem like the safest choices. Don't cookie my churro, churros are fried.
I really thought Banofee Pie was a onion ring for a minute and I was like "Hell yeah, onion rings are my favorite cookie"
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