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[–] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I love raisins, but I only if the raisin is kind of the whole point. Chocolate/Yogurt covered.

    Things with raisins on the side have just enough texture weirdness that I tend to vomit. Stupid mouth

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    F, P, I, K

    No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.

    Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago*

    I will have four chocolate chip cookies, thank you.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    DDDD.

    Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.

    I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I dont even know what a banoffe pie or fluffernutter is but i want to try both of them. Then after ill go for mint oreo and churro

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Just the oatmeal cookies for me thanks. Y'all can have all the rest.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    No snickerdoodle???

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!

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    SHIT, because I'm childish

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    A - don't mess with success
    B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
    E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
    I - for science!

    G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.

    I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Where the fuck is peanut butter or molasses!

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Where's the thin mint? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN THIN MINT?! WHERE IS IT?!

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    You work for Big Cookie.

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    Is this from bakdcookies.ca ? Most of those seem to be on that menu.

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    G, A, I, in that order!

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Always oatmeal raisin. A lot of the other options you present seem too sweet without introducing any more complex flavors or new textures.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    If it was sea salt caramel chocolate chip, then A would be my number one choice.

    Otherwise, from this list, it would probably be D, K, F, A. Though that list isn't solid or stable.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    ABDF

    Red velvet is probably the sweetest cookie there that I would care to eat. The rest feel overwhelmingly sugar loaded.

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    Choc chip, choc chip, Sweet potato and gingerbread seem like the safest choices. Don't cookie my churro, churros are fried.

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    I'm a sucker for snickerdoodles so probably 4 churros

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I really thought Banofee Pie was a onion ring for a minute and I was like "Hell yeah, onion rings are my favorite cookie"

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago