“It was just an MRI,” he said. “What part of the body? It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and I aced it.”
Holy fucking shit
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When you go in for an MRI, they not only tell you what they're doing, they ask you to repeat it back so that they know you know what's going on.
+1 One of my favorite medical tests, feels like something out of Star Trek.
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He probably knows.
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It was his brain or heart.
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He's not going to release the results like he never released his tax return.
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“It was just an MRI,” he said. “What part of the body? It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and I aced it.”
No one could write satire like this.
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And it was a Perfect MRI. Perfect. Everyone is saying that.
Honestly, he's like listening to a child trying to lie to you.
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Depending on the body part and the "kind of MRI", it is not overly uncommon to more or less just be fully inside a tube while the tech activates the appropriate sensors. And plenty of older men think caring about health is Women's Work and won't ask.
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“It was just an MRI,” he said. “What part of the body? It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and I aced it.”
So it was the brain.
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Either the MRI show's the skeleton of Epstein's missing hamster or it's going to to show that his brain looks like broccoli now.
What he actually said was he would release it if they wanted to release it. That he'd have no problem with that
If we had real journalism in our county, the reporters would have asked who "they" were, since he basically said it's not his decision
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He will release the MRI, right after jis tax returns.
Don't worry Donald, we'll all find out together when you make good on your promise. Any minute now.
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“They completely immobilized my head, then put my head in the gantry. But maybe they scanned my feet.”
I hope it is a penis mri.
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I won’t hold my breath.
If our government wasn't completely fucked the 25th Amendment would have been invoked by now.
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How do you think he'll die? Natural causes? Assassination? Execution? Suicide? He has to die eventually
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100 hamberders are on the shelf...
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Trump added Sunday that he has “no idea” on what part of his body he got the MRI.
“It was just an MRI,” he said. “What part of the body? It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and I aced it.”
JFC. He is so unbelievably stupid.
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Why would you consent to having an MRI if you had no idea what it was for?
You have no idea what they scanned, but know that the results were good?
When the doctor gave you the results, were you not interested in what he was checking for?
Doubt.
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He knows.
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It was his brain or heart.
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He won't release the results like he never released his tax returns. Because he is a liar.
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Sure he will right along with his taxes.
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It was a microscope MRI, so his crotch.
So you are telling me he has no one in his administration who would be able to tell him what the MRI was for? Yup, totally aligns with what I expect their capabilities to be!
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