Are you a Space Ork?

"What's your scientific reasoning for that?"

"I'm 12."

I have magnetic flame decals on the side of my Minivan, and I can 100% confirm that it is track ready.

What if they're on the side of your face, and you have heaving breaths?

Red is the fastest color.

Reminds me of a trolley problem variant I saw once. It went roughly like this:

A trolley is headed for Track A, where a single person is tied to the tracks. You can pull a lever and cause the trolley to switch to Track B, which enters a tunnel that you cannot see inside. Track B might have 3 people tied to the tracks, or it might be free of people. You can't see which.

Two hours ago, a perfect prediction machine inside the tunnel predicted whether you would pull the lever.

• If it predicted that you would pull the lever (sending the trolley into the tunnel), then it tied 3 people to Track B, thus setting it up so pulling the lever would kill 3 people.
• If it predicted that you would not pull the lever, then it ensured Track B is free of obstacles.

The perfect prediction machine is guaranteed to have made the correct prediction. Do you pull the lever?

The only effective way to utilize it is if you're not Costanza. A bystander can have a perfect life by observing the Costanza and choosing opposite at every opportunity.

The real question is this: what if our universe is a giant Truman Show, and you're the sacrificial Costanza that allows another whole civilization to live in perfect peace and harmony?

Also, it's not a lie if you believe it.

This is why I have a wife, and vehemently disagree with her on every meaningful topic before ultimately saying "fine do whatever you want, I want nothing to do with this." This seems to have broken the curse.

The hard part is that you have to be opposed to the marriage as well. She has to choose you, latch on, and then yandere you down the aisle against your will.

There's also a small chance it's a lame train of inside jokes, or a string of Monty Python quotes you've seen a thousand times before.

I'll start:

"This. Is an *Ex-*parrot!"

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I'd use myself as a counter example. I'm pretty lucky in life. I've got a decent job, I can pay the bills, I've got a wonderful wife and supportive, friendly family. I'm doing better than the vast majority of humanity.

Games of chance? Unbelievably bad. Statistical anomaly. It once took me 25+ tries to win on a 30% odds lottery ticket.

"Luck is where preparation meets opportunity."

That has really stuck with me. It isn't so much that some people "always get lucky' it's more true to say they are more prepared to catch the opportunities that happen.

Maybe the win percentage of lucky and unlucky people are the same, but lucky people win when it matters most, while unlucky people when there is nothing important at stake

Good news: it's already been debunked! Or at least called into question.

https://youtu.be/MedC_v-dEbY?t=48 description of the myth

https://youtu.be/MedC_v-dEbY?t=111 calling it into question

SciShow on youtube is well worth a subscription, their videos are well researched and fact checked.

Planted by big plastic so they can debunk it and say “SEE? THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS LIE TO YOU!”

it's in your balls

That explains the miracles. He took on a humanoid form so he wouldn't frighten their simple minds, and the "miracles" he performed were just him using contemporary alien tech to heal illnesses and turn water into wine. Dude was just trying to help advance humanity, and they killed him anyway.

Imagine the insane technology we'd have today if the Romans just let him do his thing.

If the Eiffel tower was as large as the moon, you'd be able to see it.

Right before Europe turns into a giant crater.

"titta"

Anything powerful enough to make you sick from a few seconds floor contact with the food is probably gonna get you anyway.

I only read your first sentence and I disagree with you.

I'm down with this.

I'd add ability to perceive bias and credible reporting.

I asked the AI to write a comment in my usual style for internet points and moved on to the next headline.

/s

I only read your first sentence and I agree with you.

Sounds interesting. What other organs do you think fall under this category?

can’t see them

Wouldn't we still be able to see them, though? Even if they're in a higher dimension, they'll still show up in our known dimensions, even if partially. Otherwise, they wouldn't be interacting with our body at all.

100%, I avoid using plastics as much as possible around anything that I ingest that involved heat somewhere in the production process. Not entirely possible, but I do what I can.

On those days that the world just hates you .... stay in bed until the next day.