Not the first. There was that portrait of Bill Clinton in Epstein's house wearing a blue evening dress. I don't know what that means but there it is.

Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

People arguing about the "pee tapes" while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

Importance: High

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Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.

Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.

This... we gonna be running god damned marathons.

To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA

Can somebody translate that interaction? I don't get most of it.

How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

Gunna need at least two people to fuck trump.

"It's not gay to suck someone's dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick"

Basically the Inverted Glory Hole Argument.

"Something something fake democrats" I expect

you clicked on it, that means you accepted the terms and conditions

Plus, family and friends won't care. Oh no, you were horny and did something dumb? Ain't nobody can say they haven't done anything similar. Shit happens.

Besides, nowadays revenge porn laws are super strict - any image/video released publicly would be taken down quite quickly, and it wouldn't stick around to haunt you. At most your mum will get an eyeful of yer cock and it's not like she hasn't seen it before, or would do anything with it besides delete it and block whoever sent it.

When I was younger my friends would knock on my bedroom window at night to not wake up my mom. Got caught one time and they tried giving me some grief about it. I just up and said "yeah, I was choking the chicken. And what about it?" Never heard a peep about it again.

Okay but what if it was a video of you having sex with children.