Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

Worse eye wash station ever

The team building games are getting too intense for me.

Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

Cockeyed

"Dr. I.C. Weiner"

Cystoscopy

"Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls."

Also, why does the tip of the penis look like the mouth of a Graboid from Tremors?

Pain.

Hey, my eyes are up here.

I C U P

Seeing a sound

When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you

"Miss Frizzle said she'd be in there SOMEwhere..."

Hard to change the channel on this tv

Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

Where’s Wally: The Movie

While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

No homo

"Can you read the numbers in the first line?"

"Ouch."

For the last time Bob, this is not how you use a bow and arrow.

the sound and the fury

I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.

Now cough.

"Your dick sounds pretty good to me."

Yup, that's 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can't see you pee, then it's more than 6".

So that's were that weird smell is coming from.

The Jizz-o-scope in use

EXSPERMINATE!

What I had done last year.

This is why I got my ribs removed

Segs

Why should you stop the hot chick at crystals and astrology? This is where you end up and you may not like it when she takes you there.

Sniper MD

The Sound of Eye lens.

He is staring down Shai-Hulud

Ok, that's a weird boner

Peeki Peeki in the Pee Pee