Looks like someone poked you with an AT keyboard connector hot enough to burn you

Looks like your Windows 11 update is almost complete. Or it could be fleas, bed bugs, or lice. I'm not a bugologist.

So many bites next to each other could be a bed bug. My understanding is that they'll leave little black dots around the bites as well. Did you see any before? Otherwise, any of mosquitoes, or fleas.

The Five Fanged Flying Purple Pimple Monster, Obviously...

Real talk, check your shit for bed bugs. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IF NOT DEALT WITH.

I am sorry but you have MIDI

Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they only bite in a straight line, but that's horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you'll see clusters like this, too.

What about one mosquito with six guns?

whatever it was, it was going for the hexagon, which are the bestagones

Bed bugs for sure. Took 2 years to get rid of the bastards as they ate us alive.

The PlayStation 2 menu spinning orbs

Just chiming in to agree that you're gonna need to burn your house down

Don't worry, they aren't bites. Just spider eggs.

This brought back Bedbug based paranoia I thought I had laid to rest nearly a decade ago so thanks for that.

I hope you have a speedy and painless solution to our problem, but I'm really glad I'm not you OP. My god, if I never see these bastards again it will be too soon.

Bedbugs as someone else said. If this was at home clean the fuck out your house. Like, deep clean. Twice. Check the seams on your mattress and pillows. If you have a clothes dryer throw in everything that is safe to put in a dryer. Leave it in there for at least an hour. You can't imagine the psychological terror of having a potential infestation. You need to fight back hard.

Vestigal nipples.

Are you sure this is bug bites and not a rash or infection, like ringworm for example?

Sorry. It was me.

Need banana for scale.

Smallest UFO landing ever.

I touched poision ivy once and it looked like this. If it doesn't go away like a normal mosquito bite, might need to get it checked out so you can get the prescription cream.

Found hundreds of these on my entire body once. Never happened again, never found out what it was

I think windows 10 bit you, and the actual bite is loading

Pray you don't get bit again before it finishes loading

Probably 5pin GX16. Might be fatal.

I can't really tell scale there but several bites in a row like that might indicate bed bugs, check the corner of your mattress, and any clothes near where you sleep

If you've had chicken pox before and have had mysterious pain/tingling on an arm/leg on the same side of the body as those for the past few days it could be shingles

I just had it at 33 last week and it looked very similar to that when it first popped up

5 mosquitos.

My vote is bed bug. I’ve had a few encounters while traveling. It’s happened to me in a C shape before, once. Although not as tight of a C shape as yours.

You allergic to cats? Look like one walked on you.

Bedbugs. If you can, get your house above 120° F and keep it there for at least two hours. If not, CONSTANT VIGILANCE, and constant deep cleaning of everything is the only way I have seen them beaten without poisons.

Sorry, that was me. Your flesh just looked delicious, and I thought "Well, I COULD go for some tasty drinking of the blood of the innocent...."

You just wouldn't be as tasty if you had murdered someone and were guilty.

a bug from fediverse trying to create the 'Fedibite'

Probably a flea, based on this: https://brightside.me/articles/10-bug-bites-anyone-should-be-able-to-identify-373860/

Or fly? https://blog.entomologist.net/wp-content/images/?q=what+are+the+different+types+of+bug+bite+marks

Mosquito